Want my dog back

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
start walking into walls in front of your landlord and say,

"things just aren't as easy without my seeing-eye-dog Scruffy anymore. "

i bet he caves quick

 

[KillyKillall]

Just keep it there...and if then let the conversation go like this:

Mr. X: You have a pet in your apt. Pay up.
You: Pet..what pet?
Mr. X: The dog.
You: ohh..hahah..that's not a pet.. That's dinner.

It will work.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: akubi
get a nintendo ds and play nintendogs

I have that game.

Gets boring REAL fast. Wish I rented it instead of bought it.

I now just play once or twice every 2 days just to feed them and take em for a walk and that's it.

 

[woowoo]

It's your dog right?
It's your problem...

Pay up, give up something else.

(Sucks growing up)

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: woowoo
It's your dog right?
It's your problem...

Pay up, give up something else.

(Sucks growing up)

*punches your face*

Wrong answer b!tch.

 

[snoopdoug1]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
start walking into walls in front of your landlord and say,

"things just aren't as easy without my seeing-eye-dog Scruffy anymore. "

i bet he caves quick

best idea evar.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
What happens if they determine that you tried to pull a fast one. Could violate your lease and you be out the door.

I doubt they would kick me out. Probably just ask for the money.

And if you can not come up with the $$?

You are in violation of the lease. Depending on the market, they may be willing to boot you if you insist on keeping the dog.

They could papeshuffle the rent to cover the pet deposit; then, you could be assesed late fees for non-payment of rent. If it is a management company, they only care about $$ and rules.

 

[asm0deus]

screw them, keep the dog hidden when they come over to change filters and only walk it at night, after their office closes or out of their view.. they deserve it, you got old carpets.

 

[KillyKillall]

Your landlord changes your air filters?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: asm0deus
screw them, keep the dog hidden when they come over to change filters and only walk it at night, after their office closes or out of their view.. they deserve it, you got old carpets.

I doubt they would ever see him or say anything. But if they did?
I will pay them if they say something, but why not just keep him as long as possible before I have to?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
Your landlord changes your air filters?

They dont do sh!t...lol.
The most they ever do is a pest control thing, where they check for roaches and ants.

 

[RMSistight]

At my complex, if they discover you have a pet, they fine you, then they kick you out. This is explained in detail on my lease contract.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
start walking into walls in front of your landlord and say,

"things just aren't as easy without my seeing-eye-dog Scruffy anymore. "

i bet he caves quick

Yeah and keep bumping into things as you walk around.

 

[TheNinja]

Heck, they are just rules. I mean they only apply to everyone else not you. Sure, the policy is that it is $200 if you bring in a pet....but SCREW THE LANDLORD, doesn't she know who you are and that you are above the rules?!?! Damn these people who make rules and then stick to them!!!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Heck, they are just rules. I mean they only apply to everyone else not you. Sure, the policy is that it is $200 if you bring in a pet....but SCREW THE LANDLORD, doesn't she know who you are and that you are above the rules?!?! Damn these people who make rules and then stick to them!!!

How dare they!

 

[Tylanner]

fvck it just eat him