Want a tattoo that lasts about a year?

MrSquished

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You know, test the waters?


Ephemeral is a new tattoo shop in Williamsburg — a seemingly unremarkable occurrence if you’ve ever walked around the Brooklyn neighborhood. It was once the beating heart of the hipster revolution and the mountains of tattoos that came with it.

This one, however, is slightly different. The ink used at Ephemeral, which was developed over the past six years by two of the four co-founders (the two that just happened to be PhDs in chemical engineering), naturally fades over the course of 9 to 15 months. The founders met at NYU and came from a diverse array of households, all of which were anti-tattoo, so of course they thought, “What if we only do this for, like, a year?”

What’s special about the ink is that it is made from “medical grade, bioabsorbable, and biocompatible polymers, with carefully chosen high-quality pigments that are routinely used in foods, cosmetics, and other products.” Basically, normal tattoo ink clumps up when it enters your skin and is too large for the body to successfully remove (this is a simplified explanation, but you get the point). Ephemeral ink does the exact same thing, but the clumps are much smaller, so the body can eventually break down and then safely remove them.

A novel concept, so I decided to go get my own “made-to-fade”’ tattoo.....
 

MrSquished

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A year? I guess if you want to pay hundreds of dollars that you want to waste.

A lot of things we buy don't last forever. I have true wireless earbuds, they have built in obsolescence, the battery. The batteries will die in a couple years and are irreplaceable. Should I not enjoy the pleasure they provide me for that time?

It's a pretty good way for some people to test the waters before diving in headfirst. A lot of people end up with tattoos they regret, but there is kind of no way to really see how a tattoo looks firs if they have any complexity to them. Definitely has potential. I have an idea for another tattoo on my leg, but it has to be kind of big so I've been hesitant, this might actually be an interesting way to see if a design translates to skin.
 
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DigDog

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i want to go through several days of excruciating pain, pay thousands of dollars, expose myself to possible infection, and bleed ink into every piece of furniture i own, just so that i can do it again next year.
 
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BarkingGhostar

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Sounds idiotic to me. Why would anyone want a tattoo for 'a year'? Its application is just as expensive and painful (except for you pain freaks out there) but disappears so quickly as to make your ROI seem like burning cash, or stimulus checks.

Why not just get one of those children's water-applied sticker tattoos and be done with it and be like the other children?
 

DigDog

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Henna.

lasts until you take a bath.

also .. as someone who has tattoos .. i didn't acquire any superpowers from having tattoos, it didnt make it easier for me to get laid, people aren't scared to fight me, i don't even look good. So ..
 

MrSquished

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i want to go through several days of excruciating pain, pay thousands of dollars, expose myself to possible infection, and bleed ink into every piece of furniture i own, just so that i can do it again next year.
Tattoos are mostly never that expensive except for big pieces, which far fewer people get. If you are getting blood everywhere at home you are foolish. Follow the simple instructions a 10 year old could follow and there will be no infection. When done right, tattoos are art. When done wrong, they can be terrible. Just like a lot of other things.
 

ponyo

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I've never met such a crowd of stick up their asses vanilla people. I've seen amazing tats on people and terrible ones. The amazing ones are body art, the terrible ones I shake my head at.
We're not laughing at permanent tattoos. We're laughing at temporary tattoos and posers like you. No one is going to laugh at you if you get permanent one. But we'll be sure to laugh at you if you get temporary one. :D
 

nakedfrog

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Henna.

lasts until you take a bath.

also .. as someone who has tattoos .. i didn't acquire any superpowers from having tattoos, it didnt make it easier for me to get laid, people aren't scared to fight me, i don't even look good. So ..
YMMV, I've definitely seen henna last longer than that, and it doesn't exactly come in a lot of shades. But yes, could be a decent option for a placeholder/preview thing.

This new entry seems ideal for whatever the next iteration of this is:
 

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MrSquished

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We're not laughing at permanent tattoos. We're laughing at temporary tattoos and posers like you. No one is going to laugh at you if you get permanent one. But we'll be sure to laugh at you if you get temporary one. :D

gotcha. My bad. I don't think it's for everyone but seriously, anyone who is 18-26 getting their first tattoo should be offered this option. It could save a lot of regret later. There are definitely other use cases for it. Tattoos can be like fashion, while some is timeless, other fashion changes, non-permanence can be a feature not a bug.

My leg tattoo I got at 21 was a great idea, but the artist fucked it up. Now I just need to cover it up, but that's gonna mean a larger piece and it's going to be hard to do. That's definitely a case where temporary can help get an idea and then go over it permanently.
 

DigDog

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YMMV, I've definitely seen henna last longer than that, and it doesn't exactly come in a lot of shades. But yes, could be a decent option for a placeholder/preview thing.

This new entry seems ideal for whatever the next iteration of this is:
yeah, i did actually read it on wikipedia after i had written this, and it lasts a couple of weeks.
I also read that they have a big problem with on-street vendors doing henna with bad chemicals that hurt people for life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henna#para-phenylenediamine