Dear baffled,
It has been brought to my attention that a certain "cookie" has recently become available due to your conscientious effort. Herein, I would like to request 2 of your bing,bing,bing cookies deliverable to my mouth for a feasibility study of the effects of bing,bing,bing cookies on the metabolic rate of young adults. For your cooperation in this matter, you get a hug. *hugs* 😉
I am, madam, most sincerely and always, but your most humble servant (in need of cookies),
linuxboy
Cheers ! 🙂