Walmart - WTF @ receipt

[EyeMWing]

They sold me defective condoms, didn't they? (Note the little message on the bottom)

And before you cry about how much I paid for CDR's, it would've taken 2 additional gallons of gasoline to get a better price.

 

[Accipiter22]

get me a lemon...I have a Cod filet I'm eating tonight..I"m going to post 'how should i cook this fish' thread later tonight..setting an ATOT record of 3 'how should i cook this fish thread' in one day.

 

[Cuda1447]

You post to much worthless crap.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
You post to much worthless crap.

You don't get this postcount without trying.

 

[leftyman]

get me a 48 pack of poopin paper

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
You post to much worthless crap.

Just as equally useless as yours 😛

 

[Ricemarine]

Get me that smiley face that cuts prices in half.

 

[Ryan]

don'y forget the ky jelly

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Ryan
don'y forget the ky jelly

I don't do buttsechs on the first date.

 

[Jhill]

let me have some porno magazines... large box
of condoms... a couple of panty shields and some
illegal fireworks and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh... make it two.

 

[Hammer]

take Citrix with you. he can detect illegal aliens on sight or so i've heard.

 

[dds14u]

What are CDR's?

 

[DainBramaged]

Don't forget the Preparation H, box of hypodermic needles and tampons.

 

[neutralizer]

Condoms + CDRs... hmm don't violate them...

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: dds14u
What are CDR's?

Recordable CD's... You're new to this computer business, aren't you?

 

[EyeMWing]

Being able to find my car keys might help in this brillian endeavour. Fsck.

 

[LeiZaK]

walk out with some diapers and get killed by the Wally World brute force squad. 😀

 

[RollWave]

Dont forget to drop by the pharmacy to pick up some Valtrex once you get herpes.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Being able to find my car keys might help in this brillian endeavour. Fsck.

Check your anus 😛.

 

[cherrytwist]

Astroglide

p.s.

don't steal any diapers

 

[SSP]

Pick me up a fat bitch on your way out. thx

 

[NiKeFiDO]

i need a wireless router. buy it for me. then ship it to me.

kthnxbye.

 

[EyeMWing]

Bump for Walmart being insensitive bastards.

Oh, and I checked out in electronics. The tall, lanky-ass nerd running the register could barely contain himself.

 

[mwtgg]

You paid too much for those CDR's...

PS - Stay in your own state, we don't want you here. Thanks.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
get me a lemon...I have a Cod filet I'm eating tonight..I"m going to post 'how should i cook this fish' thread later tonight..setting an ATOT record of 3 'how should i cook this fish thread' in one day.

you miussed it...we've already cooked mahi mahi, salmon, and tuna