Walmart deal of the hour/day

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heh...I bought something like this, but made by Gerber. I haven't used it once. I guess I never got around to burying a dead body. They stuff people buy at 3AM...
 

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heh...I bought something like this, but made by Gerber. I haven't used it once. I guess I never got around to burying a dead body. They stuff people buy at 3AM...

Yeah, but the important question is, do you still have the rope, bag of lime, and lawn darts in the trunk, too?? :sneaky:
 

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Yeah, but the important question is, do you still have the rope, bag of lime, and lawn darts in the trunk, too?? :sneaky:


I don't plan on murder, but you never know when you might hit a hitchhiker. And sometimes things get out of hand with hookers. The good thing about the Gerber etool is it also has a built in saw. You can hit someone in the head, cut them up, then bury the pieces, all with one tool that folds down to almost nothing. Umm... In theory anyways.
 
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