Walk into a room with a mirror, completely dark and immediately look where you expect

[HamburgerBoy]

your face to be. Then turn on the light. Where are you looking?

 

[Fayd]

at the light switch.

 

[Alone]

at the light switch.

This.

 

[vital]

Wut

 

[gevorg]

 

[PottedMeat]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

at the light switch.

This.

What, do both of you have glow-in-the-dark light switches? I always can press mine on impulse.

 

[amdhunter]

Completely dark? Then it must be my penor.

 

[olds]

your face to be. Then turn on the light. Where are you looking?

At this moment, I am looking at a retarded post.

 

[mizzou]

After I say candyman five times right?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

At this moment, I am looking at a retarded post.

How is it retarded? The question came to me doing exactly as described, where I discovered that I actually "miss" my face initially, looking below and to the left of its reflection. I am proposing a theory that people with low self-esteem and plenty of self-hate do such naturally, underestimating their own worth, stature being a defining element of male importance. On the other hand, what if looking up expecting a higher reflected face means that one is used to looking up at others, therefore being a symptom of systemic stance of submission? I need data to develop this hypothesis.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Make sure to use plenty of coffee grounds in shipping.

 

[zanejohnson]

just drop some acid and stare at yourself in the mirror...

if you dont freak out, and have a bad trip, your doing ok..

 

[darkswordsman17]

How is it retarded? The question came to me doing exactly as described, where I discovered that I actually "miss" my face initially, looking below and to the left of its reflection. I am proposing a theory that people with low self-esteem and plenty of self-hate do such naturally, underestimating their own worth, stature being a defining element of male importance. On the other hand, what if looking up expecting a higher reflected face means that one is used to looking up at others, therefore being a symptom of systemic stance of submission? I need data to develop this hypothesis.

Ok, so he just posited a theory that maybe its more indicative of mental retardation.

 

[SandEagle]

evweryone that clicked on this thread is now a little more stupider.

 

[Fayd]

evweryone that clicked on this thread is now a little more stupider.

i'm immune to the effects of internet stupidity.

 

[alkemyst]

balls deep?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

How is it retarded? The question came to me doing exactly as described, where I discovered that I actually "miss" my face initially, looking below and to the left of its reflection. I am proposing a theory that people with low self-esteem and plenty of self-hate do such naturally, underestimating their own worth, stature being a defining element of male importance. On the other hand, what if looking up expecting a higher reflected face means that one is used to looking up at others, therefore being a symptom of systemic stance of submission? I need data to develop this hypothesis.

Oh boy... I'm gonna go play outside now.

 

[HeXen]

Is this one of those text adventure games? ok i select "eat" and "couch"

 

[LTC8K6]

What if you don't have a reflection?

 

[SparkyJJO]

How is it retarded? The question came to me doing exactly as described, where I discovered that I actually "miss" my face initially, looking below and to the left of its reflection. I am proposing a theory that people with low self-esteem and plenty of self-hate do such naturally, underestimating their own worth, stature being a defining element of male importance. On the other hand, what if looking up expecting a higher reflected face means that one is used to looking up at others, therefore being a symptom of systemic stance of submission? I need data to develop this hypothesis.

Been talking to moonbeam?

 

[foghorn67]

Bloody Mary.