ok Evil-Mart Rant.......
"Ok, I think I'll buy BF1942..."
1) Enter's Evil-Mart parking lot....crowded, parks in the back 40 (It's not worth circling 15 mins for a space 10ft closer like the old ladies do....)
2) Stomach starts turning as I realize I detest this place
3) WTF? I thought I said I was never going back in the crap hole place.....(slaps self with big dead frozen tuna)
4) Go to the very far corner of the SuperEVIL Center, cause that's where what you want/need always is....
5) No BF1942!!!
6) SCREAMS......they never have what you really want......
7) Looks at computer hardware for a good laugh about the "Always Low Prices..." 16x10x40Phillips for $80????
8) Hears infamous..( "ALL SECURITY CAMERA'S ON AND ROLLING IN ISLE 5".....)
9) Walks out of store not believing people actually like to shop here....
10) Swears to never return...
Other times you can just do steps 1-3, add in "gets to the back of the store to get 5 items, and realizes can't really carry them all, but detests getting a shopping cart, so carry/juggles 10 items to the front of the store, waits in the "express lane" for 20 mins....behind the lady with 200 itmes, in the "12 itmes or less line"
Conclusion.....I hate Evil-Mart