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Waitress Flirting With Me

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gtsukada

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forgive me if i type kind of weird because i'm piss ass drunk right now. anyways, tonight at D&B the waitress that was serving my friends and i was totally flirting with me. I regret not asking her out because everybody was saying she was totally digging me, but i wasn't sure. I was buzzing pretty hard so i didn't know what the hell was goign on. even though i didn't ask her the thought of her totally digging me was very exciting, especially to a drunk person. anyways i'll be sure to go back next week and hopefully get some pics for everbody.
 
I experienced something similar at a Japanese restaurant. She was very cute. I should've done something.

Yeah.. the good ol' "shouldas". 🙂
 
yeah i was thinking that too, but it sure didn't work. the part that makes me wonder is she knew i wasn't paying. so she was making the move on the wrong person
 


<< I experienced something similar at a Japanese restaurant. She was very cute. I should've done something.

Yeah.. the good ol' "shouldas". 🙂 >>



Mmm... words of regret... or not. 😀

*goes back to pity-drinking... NOT*
 


<< forgive me if i type kind of weird because i'm piss ass drunk right now. anyways, tonight at D&B the waitress that was serving my friends and i was totally flirting with me. I regret not asking her out because everybody was saying she was totally digging me, but i wasn't sure. I was buzzing pretty hard so i didn't know what the hell was goign on. even though i didn't ask her the thought of her totally digging me was very exciting, especially to a drunk person. anyways i'll be sure to go back next week and hopefully get some pics for everbody. >>




she was "digging" things alright there she was thinking "if I don't get this drunk kid out of my booth soon, I'll be digging out from under a whole stack of his barfed up breakfast for hours"


Trust me on this, waitresses humor drunk guys doing after hours breakfast runs 🙂
 


<< I was buzzing pretty hard so i didn't know what the hell was goign on. >>



And she was still hitting on you? Wow...
 
yeah the part that sort of turned me off was the fact she wasn't going to school, i'm 22 and go to school. she was 21 and doesn't go to school
 


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<< forgive me if i type kind of weird because i'm piss ass drunk right now. anyways, tonight at D&B the waitress that was serving my friends and i was totally flirting with me. I regret not asking her out because everybody was saying she was totally digging me, but i wasn't sure. I was buzzing pretty hard so i didn't know what the hell was goign on. even though i didn't ask her the thought of her totally digging me was very exciting, especially to a drunk person. anyways i'll be sure to go back next week and hopefully get some pics for everbody. >>




she was "digging" things alright there she was thinking "if I don't get this drunk kid out of my booth soon, I'll be digging out from under a whole stack of his barfed up breakfast for hours"


Trust me on this, waitresses humor drunk guys doing after hours breakfast runs 🙂 >>



Hehehe.. nice mental image there, Baff... 😀
 

lol, poor deluded soul🙂 she wanted a tip. remember that when you walk into a strip club next🙂


and theres nothing wrong with flirting😛
 


<< yeah i was thinking that too, but it sure didn't work. the part that makes me wonder is she knew i wasn't paying. so she was making the move on the wrong person >>




Ummm. You do know that it is customary to leave a couple bucks on the table even if you aren't paying for the meal?? At least I always do, even if someone else is picking up the tab.

Oh, and my wife is the same waitress that hit on me when I went into her restaurant for the first time. She told me that when I walked through the door, she told her friends, "He will be mine". We talked a little bit, I paid and left, then turned around and went back in and asked her for her phone number. 6 years later, here we are. 🙂 Gotta love her!!!
 


<< yeah i've had waitresses do that...it's called: "trying to earn a bigger tip" >>


...or screwing with the drunk dumbass
 


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<< yeah i've had waitresses do that...it's called: "trying to earn a bigger tip" >>


...or screwing with the drunk dumbass >>



Or "be nice to the drunk guy or he might get beligerent and mean." It probably wasn't flirting so much as self-preservation. 😉
 
Aww, come on, guys. Lets give him the benefit of the doubt. She might have found him funny/cute. Go for it man! What do you have to lose. May end up just flirting with her and maybe getting a friend date out of it. 😀
 
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