Waiting for reverse racists to jump on this one...

[alkemyst]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/cookie-monster-gets-no-prison-time-in-robbery-1092245.html

I have posted this local story that went national...don't think this part is going to get mainstream.

She went from stealing money from a brownie ("Who doesn't like money?" she said at the time. "I mean I know it's a crime. But it's an easy crime.")...to a dine and dash at Denny's and finally conspiracy to armed robbery.

Personally I think she's going to find a way to give a blow job to some nurse there to get a pass on this.

WEST PALM BEACH — Stefanie Woods, who gained notoriety as the "Cookie Monster", pleaded guilty this afternoon to two felonies punishable by life in prison: kidnapping and robbery with a firearm.

Then she got the break of her life: a sentence which won't require one day of just sitting in a prison cell.

Circuit Judge Amy Smith sentenced the 20-year-old to a year in jail which she has already served and ordered her into a Department of Corrections drug treatment bed. Smith told Woods she has one chance to successfully complete drug treatment there, then will be placed on two years of house arrest and eight years probation.

"A lot of people won't be happy about this," Smith said. "But I think it's the right thing to do, and it's my decision."

Woods pleaded guilty in her "best interest," a legally distinct plea where a person acknowledges only a jury could convict of the crimes charged. The robbery and kidnapping charges stem from a incident last year where police say Woods along with two men robbed a man of his prescription drugs.

Smith told Woods the her main problem is that addiction, as well as being addicted to "horribly bad boys" and "publicity." Nothing would change in her life, the judge told her, until she conquers that addiction. She asked Woods if she thinks she can complete treatment.

"I can do it," Woods said.

If Woods tests positive for drugs, she will face from 15 years in prison - what prosecutor John Parnofiello asked for at the sentencing Thursday - up to life in prison.

But, the judge said, she wanted to give Woods a chance, citing her young age.

"You are at the point where there is no turning back," Smith told her.

Woods, manacled in waist and ankle chains, then returned to jail.

She will be released to the drug treatment center when a bed becomes available.

In 2008, Woods helped a friend steal $168 from a 9-year-old Girl Scout selling cookies outside a grocery store. The crime took on a new life after Woods and her friend seemed to brag about it to a television crew.

"Who doesn't like money?" she said at the time. "I mean I know it's a crime. But it's an easy crime."

 

[zinfamous]

there is no such thing as reverse racism.

it's like adding the meaningless "ir" to "regardless" and creating a non-word.

 

[rcpratt]

Whoa whoa whoa.

Is that her or some random hottie they stuck in the photo gallery? She must have chunked up a lot in jail.

 

[SandEagle]

there is no such thing as reverse racism.

it's like adding the meaningless "ir" to "regardless" and creating a non-word.

What about this

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat..._banks_in_expensive_africanamerican_mask.html

 

[KeithP]

Whoa whoa whoa.

Is that her or some random hottie they stuck in the photo gallery? She must have chunked up a lot in jail.

That image should be up at http://www.psdisasters.com/ (photoshop disasters)

-KeithP

 

[Dankk]

What is reverse racism?

 

[caddlad]

She's genuinely proud of stealing $168 from some little girls.

She needs to TAPADIAF.

 

[alkemyst]

there is no such thing as reverse racism.

it's like adding the meaningless "ir" to "regardless" and creating a non-word.

k...

 

[alkemyst]

What is reverse racism?

jesus christ...you are proving the point of my post.

 

[DangerAardvark]

jesus christ...you are proving the point of my post.

It would be so much simpler if you would do that yourself.

 

[shortylickens]

There is no such thing as reverse racism.
People are either racist or not.

A black man can be racist against another black man. Its possible. Weird, but totally racist in the standard definition.

 

[alkemyst]

There is no such thing as reverse racism.
People are either racist or not.

A black man can be racist against another black man. Its possible. Weird, but totally racist in the standard definition.

semantics. I don't get your type that has to insist on these kinds of debates, it just puts you in the 'crazy class' and alienates you from the norm.

Anyway people are already saying if this was anyone, but a white chick she'd be doing jail time.

So take it as you want, it's not the point of this thread.

 

[waggy]

this bitch shouldn't be out of jail.

 

[skyking]

That image should be up at http://www.psdisasters.com/ (photoshop disasters)

-KeithP

Are you sure that was not done with scissors and glue? LOL!

 

[alkemyst]

this bitch shouldn't be out of jail.

I am betting she's going to just fuck up again and think batting her eyes and crying will save her again.

 

[zzuupp]

I am betting she's going to just fuck up again and think batting her eyes and crying will save her again.

Alas, this will probably be the case

 

[waggy]

I am betting she's going to just fuck up again and think batting her eyes and crying will save her again.

I'm willing to bet that happens.

 

[zinfamous]

What about this

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat..._banks_in_expensive_africanamerican_mask.html

what don't you get about the all-inclusive term, "racism?"

also, what does that have to do with this?

 

[zinfamous]

semantics. I don't get your type that has to insist on these kinds of debates, it just puts you in the 'crazy class' and alienates you from the norm.

Anyway people are already saying if this was anyone, but a white chick she'd be doing jail time.

So take it as you want, it's not the point of this thread.

semantics does not come in to play when you make up words and terms that either don't exist, or imply that they have no novel meaning above a currently existing word.

this is not semantics; it's general ignorance.

 

[Mike Gayner]

What is reverse racism?

jesus christ...you are proving the point of my post.

Huh? I'm not the only one who is still genuinely confused about WTF "reverse racism" is am I? I really don't know what alkemyst is trying to convey here.

 

[Corporate Thug]

there is no such thing as reverse racism.

it's like adding the meaningless "ir" to "regardless" and creating a non-word.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irregardless

 

[alkemyst]

semantics does not come in to play when you make up words and terms that either don't exist, or imply that they have no novel meaning above a currently existing word.

this is not semantics; it's general ignorance.

right because somehow you know more than all the rest of the world.

 

[Mike Gayner]

right because somehow you know more than all the rest of the world.

WTF are you ranting about? Seriously.

 

[alkemyst]

Huh? I'm not the only one who is still genuinely confused about WTF "reverse racism" is am I? I really don't know what alkemyst is trying to convey here.

it's popular in America as a phrase. I was never trying to qualify it like the whole parking/emergency brake debate goes.

In general, it's about minorities swearing if they were in the majority, they'd never be arrested/get the best job/etc.

however, people as a whole like to play difficult.

Zinfamous is now defending a grown man should be able to sport fuck high school freshmen.

 

[Mike Gayner]

It's not "reverse racism" to state the obvious - it's almost a certainty that if she were a black man she would be in prison. There's a heap of research showing that black people are treated more harshly than white in the US judicial system.