My genius has been recognized.
<< Congratulations! You've won a Personal Video Recorder from TiVo!
A team of discriminating judges read the essay you submitted to "The Great
TiVo Giveaway Contest" and decided you were most definitely in need of our
help! Indeed, be very, very proud: You ARE TiVo-worthy!
>>
All my life, I have felt that there was something missing...and I have now realized that I was just waiting for someone to tell me that I, a guy who had the smack down put on him with an ugly stick, am "TiVo-worthy." Life is good.
<< Congratulations! You've won a Personal Video Recorder from TiVo!
A team of discriminating judges read the essay you submitted to "The Great
TiVo Giveaway Contest" and decided you were most definitely in need of our
help! Indeed, be very, very proud: You ARE TiVo-worthy!
>>
All my life, I have felt that there was something missing...and I have now realized that I was just waiting for someone to tell me that I, a guy who had the smack down put on him with an ugly stick, am "TiVo-worthy." Life is good.