w00t! Nerds make better lovers!

[Merlyn3D]

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w00t....nerds are "in"

 

[se7en]

nerds 1 geeks 0

 

[PoPPeR]

hah

 

[NuroMancer]

Hey man it's true,
I mean, a nerd is like a stray dog.
It hasn't had any food (sex) in along time and it may never eat again so it's damn through when we get some .
Plus we got the finger strength from all of our Console/PC games.

 

[EyeMWing]

Hah. Typical, an audio geek gets a recording star, while we upper-echelon geeks get nothing but pain and suffering.

How can a savvy girl land a geek of her own? Spencer Koppel, a self-proclaimed geek who attends crossword-puzzle tournaments on weekends, has made it easy for girls with their eye on the prize with his "Geek to Geek" dating service, www.gk2gk.com.

Uhhhhh. Or they could go to a computer and type in forums.anandtech.com, there is no shortage of them here.

 

[EyeMWing]

Oh, and another "article" on the subject (ripped from YAGT ripped from somewhere else)

In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.

1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they?re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I?ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

2.) They?re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it?s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

3.) They?re more romantic than they?re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ?em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ?em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) They?ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it?ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they?re more attentive than guys who ?have more options?. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they?ll likely have mental lists of all the things they?d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I?m not really familiar with this myself, but I?ve friends who?ve been intimate with geek guys and it?s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

8.) They?re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you?re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won?t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his ?groove? on with club hotties because, frankly, he?ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won?t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he?ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I?ve seen this happen.

Me: ?Eww. Victoria Secret?s Models... They?re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!?
Geek Guy: ?ooooooo...?
Me: ?Hey!? *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: ?What??
Me: ?Never mind...?

10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you?ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he?ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn?t want to go someplace with you, you won?t have to worry much about what he?s up to. You?ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It?s ok. He?s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

11.) His friends aren?t jerks. I can?t stress this enough. You?ll more likely get ?Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!? than ?Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...? They?re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

12.) They?re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won?t care. He does too! They won?t get pissy if you don?t wear make-up or don?t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won?t try their best to make you feel like crap.

13.) They?re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won?t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he?ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

14.) You?ll almost never have to hear, ?Yaw dawg whazzap!!? plop out of their mouths. Unless it?s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get ?wasted?, so you won?t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that?s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than ?DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!? Believe me.

 

[BChico]

Originally posted by: NuroMancer
Hey man it's true,
I mean, a nerd is like a stray dog.
It hasn't had any food (sex) in along time and it may never eat again so it's damn through when we get some .
Plus we got the finger strength from all of our Console/PC games.

I think youll find the Tongue works much better........

 

[Alex]

lol
interesting article but really by 'make better lovers' you give the wrong impression... they might make better husbands and companions... granted... but lovers? doubt it!

 

[Merlyn3D]

Haha...has anyone seen the show "Beauty and the Geek". I was half watching an episode the other day amongst doing other things and it was some funny sh!t. Socially inept geeks pairing up with dumb beauty queens who don't even know what "inept" means.

 

[Syrch]

hmm so we all have a chance after all?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: franguinho
lol
interesting article but really by 'make better lovers' you give the wrong impression... they might make better husbands and companions... granted... but lovers? doubt it!

Okay, you sit there, porno in hand, imagining having sex. Finally, one day, you get to do it. Do you just hump her, roll over, and go to sleep?

No, you want to try everything you possibly can and enjoy it before the chance slips between your fingers. And in turn, in an attempt to earn more time, you devote FAR more energy to how much she's enjoying it. This initial desperation is a woman's best friend.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Syrch
hmm so we all have a chance after all?

Until the fad is over in 3-6 weeks. And then it's back to the normal routine.

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: se7en
nerds 1 geeks 0

nerd + geek = -eleventy billion

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
hah

Ditto.

Pass the pipe Ms. Lomrantz is smoking~

 

[gigapet]

if i can build a PC I can make you cum

 

[Schadenfroh]

I really hope this fad comes to my local town

 

[thechinesehero]

theres a difference between nerds and geeks? i just thought u were all losers.. hmm

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: thechinesehero
theres a difference between nerds and geeks? i just thought u were all losers.. hmm

a nerd is usually intellegent...a geek would be someone like screech from save by the bell.

 

[jaysgirl]

I think I learned about this years ago.. Some movie.. Can't remember the title.

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: Darthvoy

Originally posted by: se7en
nerds 1 geeks 0

nerd + geek = 1

Jocks = eleventybillion

Fixed

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Darthvoy

Originally posted by: thechinesehero
theres a difference between nerds and geeks? i just thought u were all losers.. hmm

a nerd is usually intellegent...a geek would be someone like screech from save by the bell.

A nerd is a jack-of-all-trades type geek. Good at anything technical. Usually has a speciality, though. A geek is someone that's REALLY into one specific thing. There are essentially four nerd/geek classes.

The Undergeek -
Someone who thinks they're good at something, but isn't. Commonly referred to in the computer sectors as a n00b.

The Geek -
Good at what he does, knows his limitations.

The Nerd - Good at what he does, knows his limitations, and branches out into related fields as well.

The Overnerd - Exceptionally good at what he does, knows his limitations, branches out farther than usual into less-related fields, often has a history with women.

 

[PingSpike]

Same old story it looks like. Jocks get to sleep with tons of different women, the nerds get to change the diapers and buy the groceries for those women when the jocks start trading them in for younger models.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Oh, and another "article" on the subject (ripped from YAGT ripped from somewhere else)

In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.

1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they?re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I?ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

2.) They?re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it?s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

3.) They?re more romantic than they?re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ?em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ?em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) They?ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it?ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they?re more attentive than guys who ?have more options?. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they?ll likely have mental lists of all the things they?d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I?m not really familiar with this myself, but I?ve friends who?ve been intimate with geek guys and it?s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

8.) They?re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you?re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won?t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his ?groove? on with club hotties because, frankly, he?ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won?t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he?ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I?ve seen this happen.

Me: ?Eww. Victoria Secret?s Models... They?re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!?
Geek Guy: ?ooooooo...?
Me: ?Hey!? *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: ?What??
Me: ?Never mind...?

10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you?ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he?ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn?t want to go someplace with you, you won?t have to worry much about what he?s up to. You?ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It?s ok. He?s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

11.) His friends aren?t jerks. I can?t stress this enough. You?ll more likely get ?Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!? than ?Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...? They?re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

12.) They?re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won?t care. He does too! They won?t get pissy if you don?t wear make-up or don?t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won?t try their best to make you feel like crap.

13.) They?re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won?t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he?ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

14.) You?ll almost never have to hear, ?Yaw dawg whazzap!!? plop out of their mouths. Unless it?s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get ?wasted?, so you won?t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that?s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than ?DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!? Believe me.

Thats from Craigs List Best of.

 

[dquan97]

I like this part

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won?t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his ?groove? on with club hotties because, frankly, he?ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won?t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he?ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I?ve seen this happen.

Me: ?Eww. Victoria Secret?s Models... They?re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!?
Geek Guy: ?ooooooo...?
Me: ?Hey!? *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: ?What??
Me: ?Never mind...?