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[Wheezer]

Story

<---*stares eerily at bottle of Mt. Dew on the desk*.....kinda lost interest after reading this......

COLUMBUS, Ohio ? A convicted sex offender who admitted having a fetish for collecting and drinking young boys? urine must remain on house arrest until his upcoming trial, a judge ordered on Tuesday.

Under the judge?s new bond conditions, Allan Patton is only allowed to leave his home once a week with a probation officer, 10TV News reported.

Patton, 56, must also wear a GPS device and stay away from any bathrooms where children may gather, 10TV news reported.

Late last week, police escorted Patton out of the Hilliard West Municipal Pool, located on Veterans Memorial Parkway.

The incident in Hilliard came a few weeks after Patton was accused of hiding inside public restrooms at Dublin's Sports Ohio, located on Cosgray Road.

According to police, Patton shut off water to urinals and placed cups inside them. He was subsequently charged with criminal mischief, 10TV News reported.

At the time of his arrest, Patton told officers that he was not hurting anyone and that he suffered from an illness, according to a police report.

In 2006, after he was arrested at a movie theater, Patton told Gahanna police that he suffered from urophilia - a sexual fetish involving urine, 10TV?s Kurt Ludlow reported.

Patton?s next court date was scheduled for Aug. 21, 10TV News reported.

 

[Vehemence]

He just has a pisspoor attitude.

 

[CrazyLazy]

He probably just thought it was apple juice. I almost made that fatal mistake once.

 

[olds]

Don't knoc it till you've tried it. Let us know when you do.

 

[QED]

What? I thought everyone did this... you mean it's not normal?!?

 

[nick1985]

Someone pissed in that dudes coffee :roll:

 

[Arkitech]

I read about this perv awhile back or maybe it was another creep doing the same thing.

Lots of jokes in this thread already, but man that is some sick stuff.

 

[Q]

I think this is old, I remember reading this before.
Gross

 

[coldmeat]

If he had just asked me I would have given him mine...

 

[Baked]

Another reason to bring back public execution.

 

[Iron Woode]

the word is eerily, not early.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: QED
What? I thought everyone did this... you mean it's not normal?!?

well everyone here calls it beer

 

[moshquerade]

well, i guess it's better than a fecal eating fetish.

 

[sciencewhiz]

Does he work for NASA?

 

[QED]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: QED
What? I thought everyone did this... you mean it's not normal?!?

well everyone here calls it beer

Maybe he heard about Anheiser-Busch being sold to the Dutch and was worried they wouldn't sell Budweiser here anymore, so he went out looking for similiar-tasting alternatives?

 

[imported_Lothar]

Originally posted by: QED

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: QED
What? I thought everyone did this... you mean it's not normal?!?

well everyone here calls it beer

Maybe he heard about Anheuser-Busch being sold to the Dutch and was worried they wouldn't sell Budweiser here anymore, so he went out looking for similar-tasting alternatives?

Heh.

 

[hiromizu]

Quench for a fountain of youth.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Baked
Another reason to bring back public execution.

You want to execute people for drinking urine?

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: Baked
Another reason to bring back public execution.

You want to execute people for drinking urine?

 

[Sluggo]

URINE

UMAN

Coincidence?

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Wait, has he been drinking crap loads of water? I don't think the body would be able to clean out that much uric acid very well

 

[Captante]

Nasty!

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: QED

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: QED
What? I thought everyone did this... you mean it's not normal?!?

well everyone here calls it beer

Maybe he heard about Anheiser-Busch being sold to the Dutch and was worried they wouldn't sell Budweiser here anymore, so he went out looking for similiar-tasting alternatives?

A+, would read again.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Well it's not like he was collecting it from the source. More power to the piss-drinker I say.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: QED

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: QED
What? I thought everyone did this... you mean it's not normal?!?

well everyone here calls it beer

Maybe he heard about Anheiser-Busch being sold to the Dutch and was worried they wouldn't sell Budweiser here anymore, so he went out looking for similiar-tasting alternatives?

It's sold to a Belgian company, not a Dutch one