Vote for the best quote on women. (UPDATED - Those who already voted, can now vote on a follow up poll)

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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Your missing the quote from Jack Nickolson...

girl to jack: how do you describe women so well

jack to girl: i take a man and take away all sense of reasoning and accountability
 

TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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Women are sometimes hot babes and I like to pork them in my pillow fort, followed by a nice diaper bowl filled with spicy chili for dessert.
 

Dofuss3000

Golden Member
Feb 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Women are sometimes hot babes and I like to pork them in my pillow fort, followed by a nice diaper bowl filled with spicy chili for dessert.

:cool:
 

SSP

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
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"Man is intelligence longing for sex, woman is sex longing for financial security."
 

TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: Dofuss3000
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Women are sometimes hot babes and I like to pork them in my pillow fort, followed by a nice diaper bowl filled with spicy chili for dessert.

:cool:

I think adding that one would get a TON of votes, and by a TON I mean 4 or 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111@#%%!!
 

Ulfwald

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
May 27, 2000
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and then there is this one:

Do not ever trust anything that bleeds for 3-5 days straight and does not die.

also:

Women, you can't live with em, and they can't pee standing up.
 

djheater

Lifer
Mar 19, 2001
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Between men and women there is no friendship possible.
There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

Oscar Wilde


A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

--- Groucho Marx

Women: can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.

--- Norm in Cheers

You missed a few...
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Man is intelligence longing for sex, woman is sex longing for financial security.


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