Voice recognition software goofs

kranky

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LangaList subscribers already saw this, so you're disqualified. :)

A newspaper writer kept track of the classic errors his voice recognition software made. I combined them into a single paragraph. How many can you spot and correct?

"It was a bad month for tech problems. Between trying to get my Ariel cell phone bill problems corrected and get my cable modem to work I was going crazy. I replaced the motor roll a device which I suspected, then I thought of upper seizure that might work after I found a web site with some suggestions. I wanted to book market since there were some good instructions with move eclipse. I my dad the directions that came with the device were in screw double and I wanted to Suffolk 8 the writer. No pictures, and at one point it said "insert the device in the proper orientation." OK, proper how? The writer left? Then I thought maybe it was the mode import and while looking on the web the power went out. So while waiting for the power to come back I decided to use my cell to call about my cell phone bill problem and the recording said hold times were about 30 minutes. Should I wait Ortega shower? When I finally got through the aerial fungi couldn't even help me."
 

kranky

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There were eleven errors. Enunciation wasn't the problem, it was the way the voice recognition software interpreted the sounds.