Jon, who was quite Callypygious, being as how he was gay and gay guys like that sort of thing, had a hard time trying to delineate to his plebian falowers the government incergency plan, when they represented a small group of about 10 1/2 drunken rednecks with guns. This was partly becase he was drunk himself, but this was mostly becase they had all not quite goten past the 3rd grade, and thus didn't quite understand why they "couln' jus stars up'n as race war; sos dem negroz wud chutup, ands theyz could run da contry"; in a sad twist of fate they all shot eachother in a horible Resivwar Dogs style shoot out just before bush was elected presedent.
my word:
taciturn.