VladSlayer is my hero

Jul 3, 2005
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In Russia, if stool it is difficult, that good, no toilet paper is necessary in order to wipe rear passage, rear passage, by pure already. If soft stool, then only they compress and await, until you flow through several days. By any way, you in the order!

Do not forget to sprinkle water on the outer side of your underwear for the cleaning.

Vladimir


If I can disagree,

In Kiev we do not have a large quantity of selection, we must frequently, majority of us, have a sex with the woman, whom we did not calculate by attractive. Problem lies in the fact that, if there is a good Ukrainian girl, attractive, it goes to Paris or New York and is married to wealthy man. For me, I - well appearing fellow, but there are no women in order to be bound (married?).

I imply that are women, but to you the Americans, they would be similar to the cows or the goats. It is more as cow, because the goats are not fatty as the Ukrainian girl (girl, which they do not go into Paris). This is difficult for us. I have many friends, who speak the same thing. How we can live as this, with the cows in order to connect partners? It is rough to say this, I assume, but large women have the being coupled very large opening, so even by your eyes, closed there is little pleasure.

I do not know the solution.

Only my opinion from Kiev.

Vladimir


We also eat cows, but those our. I do not agree with the author of commentary about the cows and the pigs and the sheep. Pigs are very good in order to eat up in winter. This makes stomach complete and warm. Cows are good also. But sheep are best in order to make warm object of clothing during the cold winter and some people as contact with the sheep also. This is not tradition in the cities (I of Moscow, but living to Kiev, the Ukraine now), but in the country, men make to warm with winter with the rear passage of sheep. They indicate that this is very tasteful, but I think that this is abominable.

Relations to all.

Vladimir


I think I understands. I look upward in Google "to the maximum" but I only find phrase no any determination.

But it seems from the sense that it will intend "very very." It "cool" to say "very very"? Yes? "Cool" to the maximum? My friends on AT are "to the maximum" good fellows. My skills of translation "to the maximum." (kha, maybe later, yes?)

Russian proverb: the Rooster today, the feather duster tomorrow.

Thanks to all good friends!

Vladimir

In my country (Ukraine), woman want as elder men, if they have money. I never it saw young beauty with THE POOR old man. Only if it rich. Now sometimes cows (large woman of the Ukraine) will go with the not rich farmer, who is old, but only if it obtains something. This, possibly, not so much, as getting emaciated/skinnY beautiful girl, but there it must be financial. You the capitalists (I do not imply poor way, only you have good functioning market economy), call this "reward" - an increase in the price for the smaller quantity cowness, I think. The majority of good girls goes to New York and Paris, one way or another. Consider the on Milla Jovovich, it from Kiev, live before 1 kilometer from me, now it taken away, because it sufficiently beautiful and can leave.

I is not rich and I it is not old, so at present I cannot obtain a good young girl. The majorities of girls here are not as Americans not as they think, I think. They greatly resemble animal of farm, unclean and very too fatty. I read in the American women, they become more as the woman of the Ukraine. This not good. Entrust to me the friends, when everything, that you have is cows, and deer goes to the wealthy olden man, life is not good. I have many friends, who go into Latvia, into capital Riga, to pay for the beauty, because this IMPOSSIBLE of house/home. But this only during the night. That advanced woman of Latvia is not marrying the men of the Ukraine. In the country, I hear (this it said to me) that still many men today make pairing with animal of farm as goat, to provide pleasure. I think not good, that repels. But they speak, "getting no emaciated the girl, whom they rich man take away, I prefer goat to cow (large Ukraine woman)," (they speak it, NOT I). Friends understand? I NOT WITH GOAT! I like the small girl - Milla Jovovich, and Demi Moore good look also, Wow? Agreed?

This is - the confusing fact, very inconvenient/severe for me in order to speak of. I love my country, but woman - cow. With exception Milla and its taken away. Sometimes, when we in the Europe Union, I think that we might have good girls. I met a good girl from Portugal once, and it was good. Nothing to itself, it very furious, make me hot. We on the train to Rome (large city), at night, and she touches me between the femoral bones, and I become agitated and then the impulse of pleasure, this arrives too rapidly, and she laughs, she speaks "the men of the Ukraine make impulse of pleasure too rapidly." What disorder, my friends! But this, because I do not see this beauty in the long time. Cow does not make the impulse of pleasure emerge so rapidly. I stop now.

I think that the young women go with the old man for the money (or farm).

Congratulations to all new in the friends.

Good people!

Vladimir

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I will regret about the poor English - I am from Kiev, I try hard by dictionary Imperatorskoe Russkoe of 1974 and computer program, but frequently I can say that people think I foolish.
happy to meet new friends "AT". You Great!

Vladimir Ushenko
17 Nestina Katerina, Kievskaya oblast, Ukraine

A fly cannot enter a closed mouth - Russian Proverb
Spring flowers Ukraine so lovely, winter too and cold!
 

Dimmu

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...and what high quality reading content he provides for us all!

:beer:
 

Carbo

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How pathetic it must be to need to turn to an internet forum to develop a love relationship with a strange man, fueled by talk of bowel movements.
 

vshah

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Originally posted by: Harriet Tvbgirl
when i read his posts i hear them in the voice of "Borat" from the Ali G Show

thats probably where he got his inspiration
 

Howard

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Make sure you get the one where he talks about girls and older men and cows and goats.
 

Reckoner

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VladSlayer hasn't been around the past couple of days. Hopefully he makes a triumphant combeback.
 
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I do not believe in exile of evil spirit, but I observed video of "rubber" man with the big interest. There is a small city to the south from Kiev by name Tarascha where they speak, that is much wierd people. It is spoken, that Soviet Councils place polluted survivor of Chernobyl there. I had the friend which father was the steam engineer at a Chernobyl (plant). Father since then has died (two years later), and the little brother, has after the case, has no member. (he) has eggs, but not any member, not even small. Just no member there. I see, when I approximately ten years, I visit(attend) the house, and the brother who runs all around naked. I am scared - my mother whom she explains, well Vladimir, you cannot lose a member, you really play with boys, it is good? ok? I am kind to brother, but strangeness still feel.

They also speak, that the Soviet doctors do(make) experiments in 1970 with genetic markers, which make active dormants genes to see effect. It is much those that are in posterity in Tarascha also. Anyhow, I go the friend to visiting in Tarascha when youngly, and I see things there worse than yours " rubber Dzhonni. "

The worse was the boy with what reminded an eye (but small and very red) on a shoulder. This boy has no hands , and small twisted curly legs. (he) has long the person is similar to a dog, and on a shoulder eye which blink and have the pupil. I do not play with the boy, only I see his one time. I also see four child with the tail, REAL TAIL, maybe 25-35cm length, with movements and twitchings. All the people the town are scary. I have scary dreams LONG TIME from visit (even today sometimes).

I never come back to Tarascha.


Vladimir


...rofl