VladSlayer for Elite

[jjones]

I go along with Vlad for elite. :beer:

 

[bleeb]

Immediate promotion to Ban status.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
:thumbsup:

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally post by VladSlayer:

In my country (Ukraine), woman want as elder men, if they have money. I never it saw young beauty with THE POOR old man. Only if it rich. Now sometimes cows (large woman of the Ukraine) will go with the not rich farmer, who is old, but only if it obtains something. This, possibly, not so much, as getting emaciated/skinnY beautiful girl, but there it must be financial. You the capitalists (I do not imply poor way, only you have good functioning market economy), call this "reward" - an increase in the price for the smaller quantity cowness, I think. The majority of good girls goes to New York and Paris, one way or another. Consider the on Milla Jovovich, it from Kiev, live before 1 kilometer from me, now it taken away, because it sufficiently beautiful and can leave.

I is not rich and I it is not old, so at present I cannot obtain a good young girl. The majorities of girls here are not as Americans not as they think, I think. They greatly resemble animal of farm, unclean and very too fatty. I read in the American women, they become more as the woman of the Ukraine. This not good. Entrust to me the friends, when everything, that you have is cows, and deer goes to the wealthy olden man, life is not good. I have many friends, who go into Latvia, into capital Riga, to pay for the beauty, because this IMPOSSIBLE of house/home. But this only during the night. That advanced woman of Latvia is not marrying the men of the Ukraine. In the country, I hear (this it said to me) that still many men today make pairing with animal of farm as goat, to provide pleasure. I think not good, that repels. But they speak, "getting no emaciated the girl, whom they rich man take away, I prefer goat to cow (large Ukraine woman)," (they speak it, NOT I). Friends understand? I NOT WITH GOAT! I like the small girl - Milla Jovovich, and Demi Moore good look also, Wow? Agreed?

This is - the confusing fact, very inconvenient/severe for me in order to speak of. I love my country, but woman - cow. With exception Milla and its taken away. Sometimes, when we in the Europe Union, I think that we might have good girls. I met a good girl from Portugal once, and it was good. Nothing to itself, it very furious, make me hot. We on the train to Rome (large city), at night, and she touches me between the femoral bones, and I become agitated and then the impulse of pleasure, this arrives too rapidly, and she laughs, she speaks "the men of the Ukraine make impulse of pleasure too rapidly." What disorder, my friends! But this, because I do not see this beauty in the long time. Cow does not make the impulse of pleasure emerge so rapidly. I stop now.

I think that the young women go with the old man for the money (or farm).

Congratulations to all new in the friends.

Good people!

Vladimir

This is just awesome. Also, he's right. I much prefer Milla over gigantic fat women.

LMFAO :laugh:

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: VladSlayer

Originally posted by: batmanuel
(On a side note, you don't call little Vlad "The Impaler" do you? I personally wouldn't be able to resist the temptation)

I think that you make joke about Vlad "that, who penetrates." - that is same, impaler, yes? This is good, but I NOT SMALL friend, Vladimir is large and strong. There is not little Vladimir, all Vladimir big. I do actually attend in the Ukrainian army four year ago (I do not recommend this to my friends, this solidly, and people do make personnel hygine badly, and sometimes you do not become zaplachennymi- get paid?), I did make army maintenance, and they do call me Vladzilla, for the cinema, you do see? I large and stong. (and not fat as cow).

Good joke, batmanuel (also man of cinema, I understand you!).

Russian proverb: Tongue always returns to the inflamed tooth.

Friends of thanks!

Vladimir

GIVE THIS MAN ELITE!!!!!!

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: cjgallen

Originally posted by: VladSlayer

Originally posted by: batmanuel
(On a side note, you don't call little Vlad "The Impaler" do you? I personally wouldn't be able to resist the temptation)

I think that you make joke about Vlad "that, who penetrates." - that is same, impaler, yes? This is good, but I NOT SMALL friend, Vladimir is large and strong. There is not little Vladimir, all Vladimir big. I do actually attend in the Ukrainian army four year ago (I do not recommend this to my friends, this solidly, and people do make personnel hygine badly, and sometimes you do not become zaplachennymi- get paid?), I did make army maintenance, and they do call me Vladzilla, for the cinema, you do see? I large and stong. (and not fat as cow).

Good joke, batmanuel (also man of cinema, I understand you!).

Russian proverb: Tongue always returns to the inflamed tooth.

Friends of thanks!

Vladimir

GIVE THIS MAN ELITE!!!!!!

lol, this stuff is great :laugh:

 

[Reckoner]

Man, Vlad kicks ass

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
:roll:

 

[Svnla]

I saw his post about women and older men and it made me smile. So funny and entertained.

That post has everything, from women <skinny and fat>, animals <farm and non farm, goats, cows>, men <old, rich, poor, young>, prostitutes, touching, pleasure, and on and on...LOL.

 

[mundane]

I'm going to be doing a daily search on the forums just to see what gold he comes up with.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Man, Vlad kicks ass

 

[ColdFusion718]

he cracks me up (he doesn't realized we're cracking up because the way he says things just kills us -- cows lmao)

 

[MetalMat]

Yeah, he spiced up my thread about sleepin with women you are not physically attracted to :beer:

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1683157&enterthread=y

 

[redgtxdi]

OMG...........I am ROTFLMAOPMP over that cow/oldman/girl post!! That is FRIGGIN' GOLDEN!!!!!!!!!

If this was RICH freakin' LITTLE sittin' behind a keyboard.........I still say........ELITE!!!!!!!!

That stuff is too good to make up and even if it is.......I dare somebody else to come even CLOSE!!!

I also liked the comment about it being like "BABELFISH".........that's true!! Whenever I C&P huge blocks of test into Babelfish, that's the kinda' sh*t that comes back...........HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

"Much time I spend in worth of communicate. Yet the friends know in my meaning where the hiding is said and returned to friends. Once these things are to spend there is no time if there too many. There is only short of length. Many dog are of this vision with replace of similar. I feel myself in length and worth is what I see of vision. If there is not worth of vision for communicate in order the things that tell have worth of short."

Gotta love it!!!!!!! Above is my best attempt.......ROTFLMAOPMPRMOW!!!

 

[redgtxdi]

Wait, wait, wait, wait wait...............

I just reread what I typed and noticed this segment that took me down to one knee to try & breathe..........

"......I feel myself in length........."

ROTFLMAOPMPSMBOTFCMEOTTBBBQFTWETCETCETC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[UNCjigga]

I read his posts and keep picturing that Uri guy in the Smirnoff Ice commercials.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally post by VladSlayer:

In my country (Ukraine), woman want as elder men, if they have money. I never it saw young beauty with THE POOR old man. Only if it rich. Now sometimes cows (large woman of the Ukraine) will go with the not rich farmer, who is old, but only if it obtains something. This, possibly, not so much, as getting emaciated/skinnY beautiful girl, but there it must be financial. You the capitalists (I do not imply poor way, only you have good functioning market economy), call this "reward" - an increase in the price for the smaller quantity cowness, I think. The majority of good girls goes to New York and Paris, one way or another. Consider the on Milla Jovovich, it from Kiev, live before 1 kilometer from me, now it taken away, because it sufficiently beautiful and can leave.

I is not rich and I it is not old, so at present I cannot obtain a good young girl. The majorities of girls here are not as Americans not as they think, I think. They greatly resemble animal of farm, unclean and very too fatty. I read in the American women, they become more as the woman of the Ukraine. This not good. Entrust to me the friends, when everything, that you have is cows, and deer goes to the wealthy olden man, life is not good. I have many friends, who go into Latvia, into capital Riga, to pay for the beauty, because this IMPOSSIBLE of house/home. But this only during the night. That advanced woman of Latvia is not marrying the men of the Ukraine. In the country, I hear (this it said to me) that still many men today make pairing with animal of farm as goat, to provide pleasure. I think not good, that repels. But they speak, "getting no emaciated the girl, whom they rich man take away, I prefer goat to cow (large Ukraine woman)," (they speak it, NOT I). Friends understand? I NOT WITH GOAT! I like the small girl - Milla Jovovich, and Demi Moore good look also, Wow? Agreed?

This is - the confusing fact, very inconvenient/severe for me in order to speak of. I love my country, but woman - cow. With exception Milla and its taken away. Sometimes, when we in the Europe Union, I think that we might have good girls. I met a good girl from Portugal once, and it was good. Nothing to itself, it very furious, make me hot. We on the train to Rome (large city), at night, and she touches me between the femoral bones, and I become agitated and then the impulse of pleasure, this arrives too rapidly, and she laughs, she speaks "the men of the Ukraine make impulse of pleasure too rapidly." What disorder, my friends! But this, because I do not see this beauty in the long time. Cow does not make the impulse of pleasure emerge so rapidly. I stop now.

I think that the young women go with the old man for the money (or farm).

Congratulations to all new in the friends.

Good people!

Vladimir

This is just awesome. Also, he's right. I much prefer Milla over gigantic fat women.

that last bit about the girl from portugal...priceless

 

[Ilmater]

I voted no because I want to beat you senseless with a blunt object for spelling "poll" "poole." In other words, I'm voting against you because you're a fvcking idiot.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
I voted no because I want to beat you senseless with a blunt object for spelling "poll" "poole." In other words, I'm voting against you because you're a fvcking idiot.

since you have less posts than me, you must automatically bow to my moral superiority and overall good looks and charm.

pwned!

 

[sisq0kidd]

hahahahahahhahahaha

A fly cannot enter a closed mouth.

hahahahahahahahhaha

 

[ed21x]

Originally posted by: cjgallen

Originally posted by: VladSlayer

Originally posted by: batmanuel
(On a side note, you don't call little Vlad "The Impaler" do you? I personally wouldn't be able to resist the temptation)

I think that you make joke about Vlad "that, who penetrates." - that is same, impaler, yes? This is good, but I NOT SMALL friend, Vladimir is large and strong. There is not little Vladimir, all Vladimir big. I do actually attend in the Ukrainian army four year ago (I do not recommend this to my friends, this solidly, and people do make personnel hygine badly, and sometimes you do not become zaplachennymi- get paid?), I did make army maintenance, and they do call me Vladzilla, for the cinema, you do see? I large and stong. (and not fat as cow).

Good joke, batmanuel (also man of cinema, I understand you!).

Russian proverb: Tongue always returns to the inflamed tooth.

Friends of thanks!

Vladimir

GIVE THIS MAN ELITE!!!!!!

:thumbsup: this guy is awesome

 

[corpseofworms]

I'm reading this in American Lit and struggling (doing a poor job) to not laugh out loud. Definite Elite.

 

[screw3d]

rofl@cows :laugh:

mooo!!

 

[djheater]

Personally I think he's faking it for the attention.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I doubt it.

 

[imported_goku]

goku for elite!