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Please do not take this lightly; it is a very serious threat. There is a
dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, take two good
friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooted (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
In the event you or any loved
ones are in critical condition do not call 911. RUSH immediately to the
nearest Breakdown-Antidote-Repository (BAR) and take as many shots as needed.
dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, take two good
friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooted (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
In the event you or any loved
ones are in critical condition do not call 911. RUSH immediately to the
nearest Breakdown-Antidote-Repository (BAR) and take as many shots as needed.
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