Viola jokes...

[ruffilb]

Haven't ever seen a thread like this in a long time, I actually play viola, but I LOVE a good viola joke.

Other musically oriented jokes are :thumbsup: as well.

 

[LeiZaK]

This one time, when I was at band camp...

 

[YetioDoom]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[GeneValgene]

q: what's the difference between the first chair violist and the last chair violist?


a: half a measure

 

[Jzero]

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.


What's the difference between a viola and a lawnmower?

You can tune a lawnmower if you try hard enough.

 

[JParker001]

What's similar about a viola and a mystery story?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed! ROFL ROFL OMG !

 

[ruffilb]

Lol, those last 3 I haven't heard

 

[timcheng00]

What company make the best viola mutes?

Smith and Wesson

 

[ProviaFan]

I'm sure it's a repost, but what the heck...

Q: How do you get a guitarist to play quieter?

A: Put sheet music in front of him

 

[spunkz]

What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
The seamstress tucks up the frills.

hahahahahaha

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

What is perfect pitch with a viola?

When you throw it in the toilet without hitting th bowl.