**VIDEO* I don't know what to say about this....

[RagingBITCH]

wtf

 

[virtueixi]

LOL I put my dark plug in your socket.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Ummm....hmmmmmm....can't quite find the words.

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Ummm....hmmmmmm....can't quite find the words.

I can. WTF?

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: MadPeriot
:thumbsup:

 

[BigFatCow]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
These pictures of Molvania, make so want to visit.

"The Great Plains, recently granted UNESCO World Heritage status as a "site of significant monotony"."

A worker at the Sjerezo nuclear power plant proudly demonstrates the central reactor core, safely protected by her lead-lined shawl

Party Time! A local Barjovian celebrates National Fertility Day, marking the date Viagra was introduced into Molvania as an over-the-counter drug.

 

[cheapgoose]

:beer:

 

[tk149]

MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION!

The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.

Zladko ?Zlad? Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, ?Elektronik ? Supersonik? - described as ?a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric?.

However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul?s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.

On his return, ?Zlad? apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.
?ZLAD? ? A SHORT HISTORY

Zladko ?Zlad? Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.

?Zlad? immediately released the megahit, ?Juust Az I Amm? ? hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.

After barely 2 days on the Molvanian ?Rhythm & Polka? charts, the track went platinum ? remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.
Then, in an exciting move, ?Zlad? formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was ?moving in a different direction? (Romania).

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[tk149]

Apparently this is a website to promote a new book

 

[Buttzilla]

hahahaha,

amusing

 

[SuPrEIVIE]

william hung watch out

 

[NL5]

Anybody notice when he says "let me put ring of jupiter on your finger", his hand gesture?

 

[SKORPI0]

lyrics :laugh:

[Visual Countdown - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2]

"Hey Baby. Wake up from you're asleep.
We have arrived onto the future
And the whole world is become
Elektronik Supersonik
Supersonik Elektronik

Hey Baby, Ride with me away.
We doesn't have much time.
My blue jeans is tight.
So onto my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love
Above us there is nothing above but the stars above

All systems gone.
Prepare for downcount.

5, 4, 3, 1. Offblast!

Fly away my spacerocket.
You no need put money in my pocket.
The door is closed, I just lock it.
I put my birthplug in your socket.

The sonic sky is bright just like fire.
You and me get higher and higher.
Communications firer.
Only thing that can stop us is flat tire.

Hey Love crusader. I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I's more stronger than Darth Vaper.
Obey me, I's your new dictator.
For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you, I am richer than all the Zhars.
Make a wishes on a shooting star.
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitar.

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We have commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoyed this flight as much as you enjoy this acting.

Now, on Earth, it's time for downsplash
Into sea of eternal my spaceship crash
People have arrived from near and far
and as I float, I open door and shout
"I am world's biggest washed up superstar!"

As for sure as the sun rises in the West.
Of all the things and poets on Earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me to dream of jewelery on your finger.
Then like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
Ok, it's time for end.
No more will I sing.
Let me take you back in time.
I want you to experience Big Bang.

Long live Space Race. Long live Movania."

 

[Triumph]

This is the greatest video this side of "Tunak Tunak."

 

[ucdbiendog]

omfg that is freakin hilarious

 

[FelixDeCat]

one word - tacky.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

I used to think Beatie Boys - Sabotage was the best music video ever, but this blows it away.

Long Live Zlad!

 

[naruto1988]

most excellent :thumbsup:

 

[toant103]

"5431"

He didn' say 2

 

[AEB]

if thats all you noticed then you need to watch it again!

 

[zugzoog]

10 points to Sifl for correctly identifying this as a parody.

I recognized this as a sketch from D-Generation (this was a TV comedy series produced in Melbourne, Australia in the late 80's and early 90's). They started in undergraduate humour and moved into "ethnic" humour (i.e. ripping off the tackiness of many of the immigrant communities). Before anyone is shocked, the immigrant communities loved the humour and Melbourne then suffered many years of comedy show like "wogs" and "wogboys" <shudders>

Anyhow, the chick in the clip is Melbourne Comedian Jane Kennedy and the guy is Santo Cilauro (note that he is a co-authour of the book that the website is promoting).

 

[GasX]

Lyrics by Fezzik?

 

[GasX]

That website is PURE GOLD!

?ZLAD? ? A SHORT HISTORY
Zladko ?Zlad? Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.

?Zlad? immediately released the megahit, ?Juust Az I Amm? ? hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.

After barely 2 days on the Molvanian ?Rhythm &amp; Polka? charts, the track went platinum ? remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.

Then, in an exciting move, ?Zlad? formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was ?moving in a different direction? (Romania).

 

[acemcmac]

WTF?

 

[edro]

wow.... I made better videos at those places like Six Flags...