(video) German kid freaks out on computer trying to play UT2003

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destrekor

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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ahh... watched it all the way this time... yep.. definitly looks like a young hitler. antics and all. :)
 
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chambersc

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I translated the whole thing:

"COME ON!!! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!! START THE GODDAMN GAME!!! START. THE. GAME YOU SON OF A *****!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAAAY!!!!"

"I'm not gonna say it again. Start it. Now."

"WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??? I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL!!!!"

*game starts* (you can here the music)

He lets out a scream of joy at that moment.

(singing) "Here we go. Here we go. Here we goooooooo." *happy dance*

(angry) "PLAAAAAAAAY!!!!! YOU (bad word)!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAY!!!!"

"It's loading? It's loading. When it's loading.... you always have to WAIT SO DAMN LONG!!!!!" Here comes the high pitched scream and I really can't make out what he's saying. But it's along the lines of "I want to finally play".

(to himself) "Think positively. Just think positively... It's gonna start real soon."

"It's starting." *maniacal laughter* "It's starting! IT'S STARTING!!!!"

more maniacal laughter immediately followed by:

"AAAAAAAHHHH, YOU SON OF A *****!!!!!! TAKE THIS!!!! EAT THIS!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!! WHOO!!!! COME ON, COME ON, EAT THIS!!! ****!!!! ****!!!! YOU SON OF A *****, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"

At this point, he gets killed and smashes his keyboard, screaming and screaming. At some point, he starts hammering the right side of the keyboard, going "WTF?!? I AM PRESSING THE BUTTON!!!!" Then:

"Huh? The escape button is missing! The escape button is missing! Where is it? WHERE IS THE ESCAPE BUTTON????" At this point he almost starts crying. This again turns into a maniacal laughter.

"Where is it? Where is it?" *inserts escape button and presses it*

"WTF? I don't need any help! I don't need any help!" *maniacal laughter* (I'm not familiar with UT, but I'm guessing it's offering him some kind of help)

"Okay, Enter button is here, directional buttons are there, all set. I'm gonna finish you now. IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!"

Here's where he's starting to sound like a lunatic serial killer:
"I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you." *more maniacal laughter* "WHOA, YOU SON OF A *****!!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!!! YAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! EAT THIS, YOU SON OF A *****!!!!" maniacal again. "I'M GONNA FINISH YOU!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOU! I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD. I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD."

"Whoa, the son of a ***** is shooting at me. The son of a ***** is shooting at me!"

End of transmission. The rest is just him shredding his keyboard to pieces. XD
 
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Chewy

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Oct 9, 1999
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I laughed more at this translation. HAHAH

Originally posted by: chambersc
I translated the whole thing:

"COME ON!!! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!! START THE GODDAMN GAME!!! START. THE. GAME YOU SON OF A *****!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAAAY!!!!"

"I'm not gonna say it again. Start it. Now."

"WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??? I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL!!!!"

*game starts* (you can here the music)

He lets out a scream of joy at that moment.

(singing) "Here we go. Here we go. Here we goooooooo." *happy dance*

(angry) "PLAAAAAAAAY!!!!! YOU (bad word)!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAY!!!!"

"It's loading? It's loading. When it's loading.... you always have to WAIT SO DAMN LONG!!!!!" Here comes the high pitched scream and I really can't make out what he's saying. But it's along the lines of "I want to finally play".

(to himself) "Think positively. Just think positively... It's gonna start real soon."

"It's starting." *maniacal laughter* "It's starting! IT'S STARTING!!!!"

more maniacal laughter immediately followed by:

"AAAAAAAHHHH, YOU SON OF A *****!!!!!! TAKE THIS!!!! EAT THIS!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!! WHOO!!!! COME ON, COME ON, EAT THIS!!! ****!!!! ****!!!! YOU SON OF A *****, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"

At this point, he gets killed and smashes his keyboard, screaming and screaming. At some point, he starts hammering the right side of the keyboard, going "WTF?!? I AM PRESSING THE BUTTON!!!!" Then:

"Huh? The escape button is missing! The escape button is missing! Where is it? WHERE IS THE ESCAPE BUTTON????" At this point he almost starts crying. This again turns into a maniacal laughter.

"Where is it? Where is it?" *inserts escape button and presses it*

"WTF? I don't need any help! I don't need any help!" *maniacal laughter* (I'm not familiar with UT, but I'm guessing it's offering him some kind of help)

"Okay, Enter button is here, directional buttons are there, all set. I'm gonna finish you now. IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!"

Here's where he's starting to sound like a lunatic serial killer:
"I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you." *more maniacal laughter* "WHOA, YOU SON OF A *****!!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!!! YAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! EAT THIS, YOU SON OF A *****!!!!" maniacal again. "I'M GONNA FINISH YOU!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOU! I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD. I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD."

"Whoa, the son of a ***** is shooting at me. The son of a ***** is shooting at me!"

End of transmission. The rest is just him shredding his keyboard to pieces. XD
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Schfifty Five

Lifer
Oct 20, 2005
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Originally posted by: xtknight
hahahah

He taped down the Esc key probably because of errors. :p
Click to expand...

Actually the Esc key popped off during his fit of rage. He was desperately looking for it to put back on.
 
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Asthmaboy

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Dec 4, 2005
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It's only funny cause he's yelling in the language of Hitler.
And then laughing like a maniac for some reason.
Future Hitler, perhaps?
 
drifter106

drifter106

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Mar 14, 2004
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Well if the truth be known, he and his twin brother are exchange students from Europe. We sent two of our best (gang bangers) to them in hopes they would experience a cultural revelation. Its been a challenge to say the least for us here at the middle school. We have incorporated all our pc's and monitors with a combination cyberskin + rubberized material to protect equipment and personal. We also have stationed at each floor a resident nurse who is on standby in case an immediate response is needed for sedation. Next week our principal is giving us 2 hours of training with zip guns (electric shock)....hopefully it will give us pts for inservice or better yet transfer the time to college hours. Had to do away with the keyboards with the usb wire connectors and went wireless. Science teachers were finding that the mice were being hung from the keyboard wires in the labs. In the meantime we are gathering information to provide a 501 plan for each student so their rights can be protected and that they can continue this behavior in the lest resrictive environment.

Gawd its amazing what kind of chit you have to deal with when you work with kids!!

regards

jd

p.s.
You think my little satire is not real? Maybe exaggerated somewhat but......

come spend a week or two with me and you will get a real revelation, specially if your over 40...lol
 
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andylawcc

Lifer
Mar 9, 2000
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is it... staged? i mean, who would put a cam corder next to kid who need a daily dose of industrial strength ritalin ?
 
Imaginer

Imaginer

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Oct 15, 1999
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Give back my 5 minutes of wasted time viewing another psycho-moron of this oh so great world. :|
 
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ryan256

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Jul 22, 2005
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And in 10 years the headline of the Berlin Times will read:
Office worker goes on a killing spree! Strangles 3 people with mouse cord and bludgeons 2 more to death with keyboard after getting pwned in UT for the 100th time!

 
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markgm

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Aug 23, 2001
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I want to try that at work when a server goes down.

Edit: Any time an argument breaks out here on ATOT, just imagine that this is the person you're responding to.
 
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