Video Games you will never see...

[HomeBrewerDude]

Don't forget the "Pulling the truck out of the middle of Saginaw Bay because some dumbass drove out too far"special mission pack.[/i] >>



you obviously have a rich personal history to draw from....

 

[Fausto]

Not a year went by that we didn't see the tail end of someone's truck sticking out of the ice....it's like some kind of universal constant.

Fausto

 

[crypticlogin]

SimUniverse: Absolute Power.
- Control everything from the largest galaxy clusters down to the minutest theoretical particle (hey, you're playing "HIM" -- nothing is beyond your grasp!)

I thought that'd be the next progession in the Sim series before that wretched abomination "The Sims" (it consumed way too much study time) was released.
😱

 

[Freejack2]

Sim Enron

Your company is going down the tubes. Your mission? Hide that fact as long as you can while milking the company for millions. Can you hold the company together while gathering your millions. Includes mad dash mission pack where you take your millions and make a run for the airport, trying to get to a country with difficult extradition laws and easy to bribe officials. Can you make it before everyone figures out that the company is broke and the feds come kicking your door in?

 

[Zenmervolt]

<<Need For Speed: Yugo Unleashed>>

LMAO! I'd buy that just for the novelty factor.

For my own contribution: Sim: Commie.

-Choose from over 150 college campuses!
-Choose "vegitarian" mode, or, for increased self-righteousness points, "vegan" mode.
-Thousands of asinine crises including "Living Wage; why lazy people deserve to be paid like CEOs" and "Friends of the Taliban; why US retaliation is wrong, but the WTC attacks were right".
-Recruit poor college students by planting visions of a vast welfare state in their heads.
-Bonus points for finding a way to declare that monogamy is a useless by-product of Capitalism. (<--Taken from an actual poster on my campus. :|)

ZV

 

[docmanhattan]

<< <<Need For Speed: Yugo Unleashed>>

LMAO! I'd buy that just for the novelty factor.

For my own contribution: Sim: Commie.

-Choose from over 150 college campuses!
-Choose "vegitarian" mode, or, for increased self-righteousness points, "vegan" mode.
-Thousands of asinine crises including "Living Wage; why lazy people deserve to be paid like CEOs" and "Friends of the Taliban; why US retaliation is wrong, but the WTC attacks were right".
-Recruit poor college students by planting visions of a vast welfare state in their heads.
-Bonus points for finding a way to declare that monogamy is a useless by-product of Capitalism. (<--Taken from an actual poster on my campus. :|)

ZV >>

LOL. 😀

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<<Project Anandtech Off-Topic (can't believe no one said this)

Choose from following characters:
happykitten
dannylove
jokersmoker


*36 senarios spanning over 3 original characters
*missions include:
1. Convince other virtual A.I. AT members to borrow money and troll away
2. Out-Nefmatch other players
3. Post hotdeals and meet the quota of saved money!

*Comes with FREE susbscription to REAL Anandtech forums (savings of $30!)

System Requirements:
700Mhz Pentium or Athlon class
256mb or higher (512mb recommend for massive neffing)
Geforce4 or higher (for virtual 3D world of Windows and Anandtech website)

--------------------
COMING SOON! ATOT NEFFAGE EXPANSION
will include additional two characters:
eakers and Adul

*NEW* Missions include:
1. Gather many drooling nerds as possible and become the forum Godess
2. Stealth mission that requires you to hide your sex whether you're male or female

Coming soon to a store near you!>>


BAH!!! You beat me to it!!!