Very serious question

[Scouzer]

OK. So I won't say this with any gross phraseology. But basically my problem ls...

Back when I lived at home, the finish of the inside of the toilet (I don't know if its finish or paint...basically whatever makes the toilet white) came off over time. It was strange, the toilet is less than 10 years old. Whatever. Thought nothing of it.

So I move to college, and I've been here less than 3 weeks and the same thing has happened to this toilet. Something in my...waste material has literally eaten away the paint AGAIN.

Quite honestly, WTF would cause this?

 

[Kalvin00]

what in the hell comes out of your ass that will eat paint?

 

[Scouzer]

seriously, thats why I'd even ask a question like this.

 

[SampSon]

Usually the paint is baked into the porcelain. I've never seen the paint "wear" away from a toilet.

Mabey it's not the "paint" wearing away, but a build-up of crud from your lack of cleaning!
Or you have very toxic poop.

 

[Kalvin00]

maybe you should be easier when you poop. you could be sending out shock waves that loosen the paint over time or something

 

[Yossarian]

don't go to taco bell so often?

 

[moshquerade]

just sounds like you're LONG overdue for cleaning the toliet

 

[Scouzer]

no, here in the dorm its also rented out like a hotel so we have daily maid service. trust me, they scrub

and at home, i scrubbed so hard thinking it was just a build up but i realized it was just bare porcelain

 

[cyclohexane]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
don't go to taco bell so often?

 

[bobbybe01]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
maybe you should be easier when you poop. you could be sending out shock waves that loosen the paint over time or something

LOL! :beer:

 

[Heisenberg]

I really can't think of anything that could eat away porcelain glaze without dissolving you first.

 

[KK]

:camera:s

 

[TripleAAA]

What were you using to clean the toilet? Pumice stones can deteriorate the coating if used too much or too agressively.

 

[antyler]

Quit drinking acid, it tends to have that effect.

 

[everman]

Wow, at least light a match and leave the fan on, open a window too!

 

[l Xes l]

first i'd start off by stop sniffing on the paint removers...

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
don't go to taco bell so often?

LOL

 

[jagec]

Maybe someone secretly cloned you, and implanted all your memories in the clone, except they genetically modified it to crap acid and vomit high explosive.
Look on the bright side, it sucks to be a clone, but the military will LOVE you.

 

[Sukhoi]

That is...interesting.

 

[TheoPetro]

good god man that isnt even paint. thats enamal. its usually glass baked onto the procalin. maby youve got some SERIOUS! reverse acid reflux comming out your ass.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: Yossarian
don't go to taco bell so often?

LOL

Especially with that fire sauce... Mmm... not really hot though for me .

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
what in the hell comes out of your ass that will eat paint?

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[imported_electron]

This thread made me lol, thanks.

Maybe whoever used the terlet after you lit a match and blew it up!

 

[Rogeee]

Stop dumping the left over chemicals from your Meth lab in there and the porcelain will stop eroding.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I really can't think of anything that could eat away porcelain glaze without dissolving you first.

He's got a mutant rectum!