The Lazio Story:
Lackey: (hanging up the phone) "Gulianal isnt going to run for senate!"
Manager: "Oh No! What are we going to do? We dont have anyone else to run!"
Lackey: "I know, I know. But we have to come up with somebody!"
Manager: "But there are only about 15 republicans in all of New York City"
Lackey: "I know; Lazio"
Manager: "Lasso? Lasso what? And what am I supposed to do with it once I lasso it?"
Lackey: "No, Lazio."
Manager: "Lasso, Lazio? You rhyme too much!"
Lackey: "No, no, no! Im talking about my cousin. His name is Lazio"
Manager: "You want your cousin to run for senator? Have you even asked him?"
Lackey: "Well, Im sure he will accept. It would be a big step up for him."
Manager: "A big step up... what is he doing now?"
Lackey: "Right now.... um... hes living in my basement."
Manager: "Sh1t." Turns around and sighs. "Fine, but he had better be an accomplished liar"
Lackey: "Oh, he is.... he is."