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Very important news in NY!

L

Locutus of Board

Diamond Member
In light of the expected increase in voter turnout, voting establishments will not be able to stand the volume.
It is advised anyone voting for Lazio vote on Tue.
Anyone wishing to cast their vote for Hillary can vote on Wed.

Make sure you spread the word!
 
yeah i saw this in the news last night, hope everywhere can remember simple directions.












dam(funny)
 
The Lazio Story:

Lackey: (hanging up the phone) "Gulianal isnt going to run for senate!"

Manager: "Oh No! What are we going to do? We dont have anyone else to run!"

Lackey: "I know, I know. But we have to come up with somebody!"

Manager: "But there are only about 15 republicans in all of New York City"

Lackey: "I know; Lazio"

Manager: "Lasso? Lasso what? And what am I supposed to do with it once I lasso it?"

Lackey: "No, Lazio."

Manager: "Lasso, Lazio? You rhyme too much!"

Lackey: "No, no, no! Im talking about my cousin. His name is Lazio"

Manager: "You want your cousin to run for senator? Have you even asked him?"

Lackey: "Well, Im sure he will accept. It would be a big step up for him."

Manager: "A big step up... what is he doing now?"

Lackey: "Right now.... um... hes living in my basement."

Manager: "Sh1t." Turns around and sighs. "Fine, but he had better be an accomplished liar"

Lackey: "Oh, he is.... he is."
 


<< As a Manhattanite, I will do my civic duty and spread the word >>



I will just corrupt people in my organization by doing a
net send * <message> to the people in the company 😀
 


<< ok, that was just plain lame, and speaking of lying, clinton:whitewater, ring any bells? >>



ok, your other two polls are just plain lame. and speaking of lame, poll😱nly 1 choice, ring any bells?
 
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