James Bond
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User plugs modem in.
Modem fires up - no DSL or Internet lights.
User calls Verizon - they troubleshoot for 90 minutes and eventually tell her they cannot help because she doesn't have another laptop.
I call Verizon with user conferenced in.
After explicitly telling the tech over and over that the DSL and Internet lights aren't even on, she keeps requesting that we check DNS settings on the laptop.
DNS is fine (no shit).
Tech: "I've seen this before - it must be a DNS issue"
Me: "Jennifer, no offense, but what the fuck are we doing right now. This has absolutely nothing to do with our connectivity".
Tech: "SIR - PLEASE - LET ME DO MY JOB"
If anyone works at the Verizon Business call center, please find Jennifer and deliver her a punch in the face.
Modem fires up - no DSL or Internet lights.
User calls Verizon - they troubleshoot for 90 minutes and eventually tell her they cannot help because she doesn't have another laptop.
I call Verizon with user conferenced in.
After explicitly telling the tech over and over that the DSL and Internet lights aren't even on, she keeps requesting that we check DNS settings on the laptop.
DNS is fine (no shit).
Tech: "I've seen this before - it must be a DNS issue"
Me: "Jennifer, no offense, but what the fuck are we doing right now. This has absolutely nothing to do with our connectivity".
Tech: "SIR - PLEASE - LET ME DO MY JOB"
If anyone works at the Verizon Business call center, please find Jennifer and deliver her a punch in the face.