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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/16/venezuela-toilet-paper-shortage-50m
On the lighter side of the news. Seems like we needed some in here.
Wonder if banana leaves are in high demand now? Not sure how this could have ever happened. Don't they inventory in stores there?
:sneaky: Don't worry about that happening in the US however. In response to the potential threat, Obama's response is just CRAP (Czar Responsible for All Paper) to guarantee the industry meets green standards and follows all governing regulations. Not to be outdone, however, Congress has responded with SHIT (Senate and House Intelligence of Toilet) committees to make sure that all Americans are protected. So don't worry, we are safe here in the US. No fear of a TP shortage!
In a completely unrelated story it appears that sales of the New York Times and Newsweek have suddenly skyrocketed. :sneaky:
On the lighter side of the news. Seems like we needed some in here.
Wonder if banana leaves are in high demand now? Not sure how this could have ever happened. Don't they inventory in stores there?
:sneaky: Don't worry about that happening in the US however. In response to the potential threat, Obama's response is just CRAP (Czar Responsible for All Paper) to guarantee the industry meets green standards and follows all governing regulations. Not to be outdone, however, Congress has responded with SHIT (Senate and House Intelligence of Toilet) committees to make sure that all Americans are protected. So don't worry, we are safe here in the US. No fear of a TP shortage!
In a completely unrelated story it appears that sales of the New York Times and Newsweek have suddenly skyrocketed. :sneaky: