Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

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toolboxolio

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Originally posted by: Sureshot324
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: zoiks
Sounds pretty fake though.
it does.

if it's real than that guy is seriously an @sshole.

For putting a real sh!tty hoe bag in her place and not giving up his life for her lies and THREATS?

Best @sshole I have ever heard of.

Only a person who is an @sshole to himself would let a whore like that hijack his life.
 

SirStev0

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Originally posted by: Aharami
good read regardless

agreed. Certain women try this stuff alllll too much ... good to see someone get owned like this *and its not the guy*
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: adairusmc
Originally posted by: Sureshot324
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: zoiks
Sounds pretty fake though.
it does.

if it's real than that guy is seriously a hero


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You think? Any normal guy with his head on straight would have blown her off right after she said she was knocked up. Why go through all the drama, to mess with a psycho chick? That would be messing with fire and who knows what the conclusion would be, a rabbit boiled in hot water? A Pyscho Stalker messing with you the rest of your life? Fsck that.
 
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
You think? Any normal guy with his head on straight would have blown her off right after she said she was knocked up. Why go through all the drama, to mess with a phsyco chick? That would be messing with fire and who knows what the conclusion would be, a rabbit boiled in hot water? A Physco Stalker messing with you the rest of your life? Fsck that.

1. "Psycho"
2. Better to confront the fire with a hose and a pump truck than to have it chase you around your whole life and constantly harass you, and what with the current justice system's bias against "deadbeat" dads, he'd have to go down that road anyways just to prevent getting owned for the next 18 years, 9 months. :p

- M4H
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
You think? Any normal guy with his head on straight would have blown her off right after she said she was knocked up. Why go through all the drama, to mess with a phsyco chick? That would be messing with fire and who knows what the conclusion would be, a rabbit boiled in hot water? A Physco Stalker messing with you the rest of your life? Fsck that.

1. "Psycho"
2. Better to confront the fire with a hose and a pump truck than to have it chase you around your whole life and constantly harass you, and what with the current justice system's bias against "deadbeat" dads, he'd have to go down that road anyways just to prevent getting owned for the next 18 years, 9 months. :p

- M4H

I still would have done it differently.


Her: I'm pregnant

Me: Screw you! I'm sterile and had a vasectomy 3 months before we started dating. You've been sleeping around on me.

Her:blah blah blah

Me: Out the door already



Then if she brings anything up, you go get your notarized forms and your shark attorney and it gets dropped.
 

Tiamat

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Originally posted by: richardycc
Originally posted by: OVerLoRDI
That's impressive. But getting a Vasectomy in your 30s? What if you want children later down the line? My parents had me when they were in their mid 40s.

I heard that male vasectomy is reversible.

I also heard that males are the only ones that can get this sort of procedure ;p
 

bignateyk

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Originally posted by: Sureshot324
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: zoiks
Sounds pretty fake though.
it does.

if it's real than that guy is seriously an @sshole.

???

The b!tch got knocked up by some sh!tty local "rockstar", and then tried to make the guy think the kid was his. If it's real, then he got even, and she deserved every bit of the ownage that ensued.
 
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Originally posted by: Turin39789
I still would have done it differently.


Her: I'm pregnant

Me: Screw you! I'm sterile and had a vasectomy 3 months before we started dating. You've been sleeping around on me.

Her:blah blah blah

Me: Out the door already



Then if she brings anything up, you go get your notarized forms and your shark attorney and it gets dropped.

True, but the way he did it doesn't even give her that chance to get a shark attorney of her own, and/or show up with the mewling cabbage at his house/favourite restaurant/etc and scream YOU MAH BABY DADDY.

Or he could have done it the classic trailer-trash way and put her on Springer. :laugh:

- M4H
 

dfuze

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If it's a repost, I must have missed reading it the first time around. Thanks for the good read OP!
 

Anghang

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Originally posted by: bignateyk
The b!tch got knocked up by some sh!tty local "rockstar", and then tried to make the guy think the kid was his. If it's real, then he got even, and she deserved every bit of the ownage that ensued.

:thumbsup:
 

Turin39789

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Nov 21, 2000
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Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82
may be NSFW.... craigslist is apparently known to host pornagraphic content so i cant view it

Jacob0401 has pasted the text into his post. scroll up/read the thread.
 

OutHouse

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Originally posted by: OVerLoRDI
That's impressive. But getting a Vasectomy in your 30s? What if you want children later down the line? My parents had me when they were in their mid 40s.

i was 30 when i got snipped. i have 3 kids and do not want anymore.
 

Trianon

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Something I read in the news the other day:

Vasectomies may cause dementia risk
2007 February 13



EVANSTON, Ill., Feb 13, 2007 (UPI via COMTEX) -- U.S. scientists say they have determined vasectomies might place some men at risk for an unusual form of dementia.

Northwestern University researchers discovered men with primary progressive aphasia -- a neurological disease in which people have trouble recalling and understanding words -- have a higher rate of vasectomy than men the same age who are cognitively normal.

Psychiatry Professor Sandra Weintraub, principal investigator in the study, began investigating a possible link between the surgery and PPA when one of her male patients connected the onset of his language problem at age 43 to the period after his vasectomy.

Weintraub and colleagues surveyed 47 men with PPA and 57 men with no cognitive impairment. Of the non-impaired men, 16 percent had undergone a vasectomy. In contrast, 40 percent of the men with PPA had had the surgery.

"That's a huge difference," said Weintraub, director of neuropsychology in Northwestern's Cognitive Neurology and Alzheimer s Disease Center. "It doesn't mean having a vasectomy will give you this disease but it may be a risk factor to increase your chance of getting it."

The study was published in the journal Cognitive and Behavioral Neurology.
 

nissan720

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Well, that was funny! I just wish that the 23 year old guy I know could have done this to the girl he got pregnant. He was the third one tested :(