Valentines Day

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade
male stripper

I already suggested that.

no you didn't specifically a strip-0-gram could be a female
so naaaaaaaaaaah-nah

I figured he'd torture her and do the stripping himself.

i would but cant find a tube sock big enough

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade
male stripper

I already suggested that.

no you didn't specifically a strip-0-gram could be a female
so naaaaaaaaaaah-nah

I figured he'd torture her and do the stripping himself.

i would but cant find a tube sock big enough

For what?

 

[DivideBYZero]

A bucket of fresh piss.

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade
male stripper

I already suggested that.

no you didn't specifically a strip-0-gram could be a female
so naaaaaaaaaaah-nah

I figured he'd torture her and do the stripping himself.

i would but cant find a tube sock big enough

For what?

cant do it fully nude

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade
male stripper

I already suggested that.

no you didn't specifically a strip-0-gram could be a female
so naaaaaaaaaaah-nah

I figured he'd torture her and do the stripping himself.

i would but cant find a tube sock big enough

For what?

cant do it fully nude

I don't think a sock covering your face would matter much.

 

[UDT89]

lol

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade
male stripper

I already suggested that.

no you didn't specifically a strip-0-gram could be a female
so naaaaaaaaaaah-nah

I figured he'd torture her and do the stripping himself.

i would but cant find a tube sock big enough

Try looking in the men's department instead of infant's

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: alien42
fresh roadkill

your bf will be pissed.

 

[NakaNaka]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade
male stripper

I already suggested that.

no you didn't specifically a strip-0-gram could be a female
so naaaaaaaaaaah-nah

I figured he'd torture her and do the stripping himself.

i would but cant find a tube sock big enough

For what?

cant do it fully nude

I don't think a sock covering your face would matter much.

HAHA That made me LOL.

 

[jadinolf]

How about one of those balloon bouquets? They always cause a lot of excitement when they are delivered at the workplace.

Or...fresh road kill?

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Send her a singing telegram.

A lobstergram would be even better!

Happy Hallmark Holiday everyone!

 

[ManSnake]

Send her this love poem titled "Love Poem"

Roses are red,
Vermiculite isn't.
You are so beauitiful, just for one of your kisses a guy would make himself sterile by eating copious amounts of
Potassium Nitrate.

 

[KingNothing]

*cough*

/points at sig

 

[jadinolf]

10/10 :laugh:

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Send her this love poem titled "Love Poem"

Roses are red,
Vermiculite isn't.
You are so beauitiful, just for one of your kisses a guy would make himself sterile by eating copious amounts of
Potassium Nitrate.

No fair quoting the brilliant and handsome Monel Funkawitz without giving him credit!

Roadkill? No wonder you guys don't have girlfriends. It doesn't mean a darn thing if you didn't go shoot it off a branch yourself. Heathens.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Send her this love poem titled "Love Poem"

Roses are red,
Vermiculite isn't.
You are so beauitiful, just for one of your kisses a guy would make himself sterile by eating copious amounts of
Potassium Nitrate.

No fair quoting the brilliant and handsome Monel Funkawitz without giving him credit!

Roadkill? No wonder you guys don't have girlfriends. It doesn't mean a darn thing if you didn't go shoot it off a branch yourself. Heathens.

You tell 'em Paige!

*HUG*

 

[TechnoKid]

happy valentine's day! y'all