Vaginal Rejuvenation Anyone? Re-Virginization?

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SagaLore

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Originally posted by: sixone
Seriously - what's the point of this procedure? Once is plenty enough, thanks, anyway. :confused

I'm sure this comes in handy when you finally settle down with a guy who doesn't quite size up to all your other boyfriends. You stretch out to the biggest you've had, ya know. ;)

Anyways, these procedures miss the whole point of virginity. Its not about whether you're physically intact or not. Its about the act/experience itself. Are we going to start wiping out memories too?
 

AccruedExpenditure

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: sixone
Seriously - what's the point of this procedure? Once is plenty enough, thanks, anyway. :confused

I'm sure this comes in handy when you finally settle down with a guy who doesn't quite size up to all your other boyfriends. You stretch out to the biggest you've had, ya know. ;)

Anyways, these procedures miss the whole point of virginity. Its not about whether you're physically intact or not. Its about the act/experience itself. Are we going to start wiping out memories too?

It's for women who had birth already clearly... obviously after a baby makes his way out, it's never gonna be quite the same again.
 

tweakmm

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I did not know that the demand for designer vaginas was on the rise.
You learn something new everyday.
 

djheater

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Damn, wish I knew about this before Valentine's, ah well there's always Christmas.

/I have three BEAUTIFUL children, one of whom was eleven pounds at birth. :)
 

NuclearNed

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This procedure is akin to slapping a coat of paint on a high mileage '74 Pinto. Afterwards it may be more appealing, but it still isn't new.
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Rill22
OMG my coworker is now complaining that women get to be virgins again but men can't.

Well lucky for him, it's statements like that which will ensure he keeps his virginity forever...
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
This procedure is akin to slapping a coat of paint on a high mileage '74 Pinto. Afterwards it may be more appealing, but it still isn't new.

LOFL....
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: sixone
Seriously - what's the point of this procedure? Once is plenty enough, thanks, anyway. :confused

I'm sure this comes in handy when you finally settle down with a guy who doesn't quite size up to all your other boyfriends. You stretch out to the biggest you've had, ya know. ;)

Anyways, these procedures miss the whole point of virginity. Its not about whether you're physically intact or not. Its about the act/experience itself. Are we going to start wiping out memories too?

It's for women who had birth already clearly... obviously after a baby makes his way out, it's never gonna be quite the same again.

Yeah, I think most of you guys are missing the point. WTF cares about the emotional experience of your first time?! Have you ever been a girls first? It will take you YEARS to get away from her. Having the hymen re-attached, or tightening the labia is for the physical sensation, nothing more.
 

Doctorweir

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Originally posted by: djheater
Damn, wish I knew about this before Valentine's, ah well there's always Christmas.

/I have three BEAUTIFUL children, one of whom was eleven pounds at birth. :)

Lol...now with more room... ;)
 

GTaudiophile

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Now now! This was suppose to be a discussion about the concept of virginity and the legitimacy of vaginal reconstruction :)

Never mind about this whole PWNAGE stuff!
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Now now! This was suppose to be a discussion about the concept of virginity and the legitimacy of vaginal reconstruction :)

Never mind about this whole PWNAGE stuff!

Pwned!
 

CPA

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sigh....while this thread did have one of the best pwnage's of the year, sadly very little other redeeming information has been written....so, I will give you the story of my wife and her experience with this.

My wife has had the surgery, and it was a necessity. After 4 kids, and without going into the gory detail, her gynocologist decided it was best to remove her uterus. Additionally, she had hernias inside her "cavity", as well as stretching and tearing that made Vaginal Reconstruction/Rejuvenation surgery necessary. While the doc did tell me "She'll be 18 again", it doesn't mean she would be made a "virgin", you dolts. It just meant that her vagina was repaired from all the damage that childbirth had caused. Oh, and the best part, NO MENSTRATING AND THE MOOD SWINGS THAT GO WITH IT!