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Using peepee to fertilize yard?

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Sometimes when I'm grilling or just hanging around out back, and I have to pee, I just drop my drawers and go next to the side of the house where the patio concrete meets the yard.

I've noticed that the area where I go is a very lush green, whereas the rest of the yard looks not nearly as good and is growing much slower.

So I plan to make my way around the back yard slowly over time to fertilize it on the cheap.

Is there any particular vitimens or minerals I should take that will help it grow especially well, or make it greener? Obviously taking these would raise the cost a bit, but if they make me healthy that might be a price well worth paying.

Thanks!

It's really sad when you repost your own troll threads.
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If your lawn is not getting enough water, as dave mentioned, water it more. If the lawn has a nitrogen deficiency (another possibility), use some nitrogen rich lawn fertilizer on it. It's both easier, more effective, and less unsanitary and disturbing to the neighbors.
 
If you have too much money to spend
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$60 a pack.

Nitrogen + Oxygen. I believe it's good for you and the plant.

You take a pill everyday and probably no need to use Nitrogen fertilizer.
 
Have you never noticed that where dogs do their business, plants grow more lush?

Piss will generate some smell, so dilution will combat that. In addition to piss, you can add wood ashes for a more complete fertilizer effect.
 
Wow, thanks Brainonska511, had totally forgotten I posted it. Will check out that thread.

mxnerd, that is rediculous, $60 for $30 tablets? Nuts!
 
SaltyNuts, dropping drawers while grilling. Sounds tangy.

Just get a septic system. Drainfield in yard = all natural fertilizing and watering.
 
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That was strangely interesting and now I need to look for some dried Milwaukee poop.
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The stuff works really well and you can apply it whenever you want\need since it won't burn your grass or plants. There is a slight odor to it (no it doesn't smell like shit) but it fades in a day or two. A lot of the golf courses and universities around here use it. The big box stores sell it but True Value puts in on sale for ~$7 a bag in the spring which is half what my local Lowes or HD sells it for
 
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