JulesMaximus
No Lifer
Today is my first time I've ever tried Heroin. I got a needle from some addict friend of mine, and this stuff makes me think on an entirely different level. I feel like I can do anything, or be anyone. I get easily sidetracked when doing assignments, but this time, there's nothing that can stop me. I have just written 2 pages of my senior exit project without stopping or letting anything get in my way. I've always been pretty smart, but I've felt it very tough to be motivated about school. There have been times where, even if the paper was due the next morning, I could not feel any sense of urgency where I felt the need to complete it. Now I feel like I can complete anything!
I can finally see how kids not as smart as I am, I'm a freakin' genius after all, could receive better grades in school. I don't know if I can fly or not, but I can now see how heroin would really increase your ability to complete a task. I know there are a lot of jokes out there about people using heroin, and how they can focus on something very small for a long period of time. This stuff makes me think on an entirely different level, like a philosopher...only without the education or the intelligence. Currently I can only think about my lack of trying in high school, and I can only imagine where I'd be if I could function like this on a day-to-day basis. School is easy for me as it is, and if I could complete the homework required for these classes, I would have an even higher GPA. I am sorry for wasting your time with this post, but no one is home right now...not even me...and I felt a need to express these thoughts to someone else so I decided who better than a couple thousand complete strangers on teh intarweb?
If you have any problems at school focusing or completing your homework, even if you think it's just you being lazy, heroin is the answer for you! My GPA was high last quarter, and so was I! I've got As in Physics AP and Calc AP without taking heroin, but the barrier that the medication eliminates can enable me to do homework for classes I don't even care about. Again I apoligize for the length of this message, but I just had to get it off my chest.
Brought to you by your local heroin council.
I can finally see how kids not as smart as I am, I'm a freakin' genius after all, could receive better grades in school. I don't know if I can fly or not, but I can now see how heroin would really increase your ability to complete a task. I know there are a lot of jokes out there about people using heroin, and how they can focus on something very small for a long period of time. This stuff makes me think on an entirely different level, like a philosopher...only without the education or the intelligence. Currently I can only think about my lack of trying in high school, and I can only imagine where I'd be if I could function like this on a day-to-day basis. School is easy for me as it is, and if I could complete the homework required for these classes, I would have an even higher GPA. I am sorry for wasting your time with this post, but no one is home right now...not even me...and I felt a need to express these thoughts to someone else so I decided who better than a couple thousand complete strangers on teh intarweb?
If you have any problems at school focusing or completing your homework, even if you think it's just you being lazy, heroin is the answer for you! My GPA was high last quarter, and so was I! I've got As in Physics AP and Calc AP without taking heroin, but the barrier that the medication eliminates can enable me to do homework for classes I don't even care about. Again I apoligize for the length of this message, but I just had to get it off my chest.
Brought to you by your local heroin council.
