USC VS UCLA

[co0lbean]

Who do you think hates the other more?


I think USC hates UCLA more than UCLA hates USC

 

[Cruisin1]

The rich bastards that live neard UCLA(Bel Air, beverly hills, etc..) all go to USC. So USC people are just mad that their home territory is being infringed upon.

 

[shopbruin]

of course. they weren't smart enough to get into ucla.

bwhahaha.

some USC jokes:

Q: How many USC freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None--it's a second year course.

Q: What are the best four years of a Trojan's life?
A: Third grade.

Q: What do you get when you drive slowly by the USC campus?
A: A degree.

Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and USC fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

Q: What does the average USC player get on his SAT's?
A: Drool.

Q: How long does it take a USC football player to run the 40-yard dash?
A: I don't know. After the sixth yard they get tired of climbing over the fences.

Q. Why did the USC Trojans get excited when they finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A: Because the box said "4 - 6 Years"

Q: How come the USC football team doesn't have a Web site?
A: They can't string three "W's" together.

Q: Why should the USC football team change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

Q: What does a Trojan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why doesn't USC have ice on the sidelines?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.

Q: What do you call a person from USC in a three-piece suit?
A: The defendant

Q: How do you get a USC graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

 

[shopbruin]

and some more

Top Ten Reasons Why You'd Rather Be a Bruin than a Trojan

10. Your fight song has more than three notes.
9. Your mascot doesn't take a dump on the field.
8. Your tuition doesn't equal the national debt of most third world countries.
7. None of your cheerleaders are named Buffy or Candie.
6. Bruins need more than one hand to count their Nobel Prize winners.
5. Your football highlights are in color unlike USC's which are black and white.
4. Your basketball team doesn't think a fast break is a chance to get some water.
3. Your band doesn't dress in an emulation of decadent imperial arrogance.
2. 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998.
1. No one named "O.J." ever played for UCLA.

 

[Raspewtin]

I don't know how much USC hates UCLA, but when I was at UCLA the rivalry was definately there.


BTW, nice stuff Freeasia.

 

[Ranger X]

freesia, those are hilarious!

 

[shopbruin]

just spreading the ucla love... *grin*

 

[Croton]

UCLA!

 

[co0lbean]

Now i'm changing my vote
UCLA hates USC more