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Top Ten Reasons Why You'd Rather Be a Bruin than a Trojan
10. Your fight song has more than three notes.
9. Your mascot doesn't take a dump on the field.
8. Your tuition doesn't equal the national debt of most third world countries.
7. None of your cheerleaders are named Buffy or Candie.
6. Bruins need more than one hand to count their Nobel Prize winners.
5. Your football highlights are in color unlike USC's which are black and white.
4. Your basketball team doesn't think a fast break is a chance to get some water.
3. Your band doesn't dress in an emulation of decadent imperial arrogance.
2. 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998.
1. No one named "O.J." ever played for UCLA.