US President 2012: The Naked Cowboy

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http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-497068

"I will balance the budget"

'I will cut the capital gains tax, corporate income tax and individual income taxes"

"I will relentlessly remind Americans we are in a never-ending war against radical Islamics" and "will take nothing less than the defeat of the Taliban in Afghanistan"

"I will once and for all close and secure the borders of the United States to illegal immigration by building all necessary barriers"

"I will fight multiculturalism and bilingualism in public institutions" and "make English the universal tongue of the people".

"I will support all legislation designed to uphold the vitality of the Second Amendment...believing it is the right of the American people to bear arms to protect themselves and their families and their communities".

Items on welfare, the environment and education are also mentioned in the platform as well as his views on immigration:

"Careless immigration policies are allowing foreigners to infiltrate the country taking jobs from legitimate citizens in addition to showering them with a host of unearned benefits compliments of the American Taxpayer", he writes.

Got some nice statements in his platform, but there's not a chance in hell he's going to balance the budget. Politicians are addicted to the green stuff.

And look, he's more qualified than the current top office head.

The son of a "career politician", he mentions he has a bachelor's degree in Political Science and has "participated in making New York City the number one tourist destination in the World".

He has created a franchise of the Naked Cowboy brand, and part of that brand is Cindy Fox, who calls herself "the official, legal Naked Cowgirl".