Urinating when wearing slacks--weave through the fly or the long way out?

[Reel]

I have noticed that some people move away from the urinal real fast. I haven't had the courage or bad sense to ask them how they are so fast. As for me, it takes a significant amount of time to undo the belt, one or two waist buttons, lower the zipper, and redo it all when I am through. These guys seem to be real fast as if they just poke it through the fly. Is that a common method?

 

[suse920]

Yes and poll needed

 

[imported_LoKe]

I never use the trap door. Ever.

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: LoKe
I never use the trap door. Ever.

QFT

 

[Pepsei]

er, repost, i remember this.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: LoKe
I never use the trap door. Ever.

3rd.

Wasn't there some kind of long thread on this by some guy?

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: suse920
Yes and poll needed

Good idea. That is what this thread needs.

 

[Babbles]

You just need to wear boxers, unzip the fly, and let the monkey out of the cage.

 

[jlee]

I have noticed that some people move away from the urinal real fast.

Always sit down

:Q

 

[God On Alcohol]

Originally posted by: CadetLee

I have noticed that some people move away from the urinal real fast.

Always sit down

:Q

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: God On Alcohol

Originally posted by: CadetLee

I have noticed that some people move away from the urinal real fast.

Always sit down

:Q

...nevermind..

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: Babbles
You just need to wear boxers, unzip the fly, and let the monkey out of the cage.

That scene in Something About Mary has kinda soured me on that idea. I also don't like the idea of the cold metal of the zipper rubbing against my nether regions.

 

[Goosemaster]

sit down? WTF

 

[Lord Evermore]

In public restrooms (including the office) it's through the fly. At home or other private places it's always sit down (remnant of childhood mental and physical issues). Undoing the pants just to pee just takes too long and is too much work pulling down the elastic and holding it out of the way.

And if you let go at the wrong moment it snaps up and you pee in your face.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

OMG does this really warrant a thread?

Practice makes perfect

 

[JoeFahey]

For most cases though, the fly isn't enough space for comfort. I thought everyone undid their belt...

 

[mercanucaribe]

I push my weenie out the side, the leg hole. How old are you that you don't know how to pee without undoing your pants??

 

[UglyCasanova]

I don't understand. That is what the zipper + flap in your underwear is for, why wouldn't you use it? So much easier than undoing the belt and such then having to retuck your shirt in and all that, why? Why not just unzip and pull it out?

 

[Squisher]

I don't understand. Are you standing at the urinal with your pants down around your knees? Exposing your ass to the world?

 

[Tylanner]

man colostomy bag

 

[JoeFahey]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
I don't understand. That is what the zipper + flap in your underwear is for, why wouldn't you use it? So much easier than undoing the belt and such then having to retuck your shirt in and all that, why? Why not just unzip and pull it out?

For a lot of people, it just doesn't fit.

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
I don't understand. That is what the zipper + flap in your underwear is for, why wouldn't you use it? So much easier than undoing the belt and such then having to retuck your shirt in and all that, why? Why not just unzip and pull it out?

For a lot of people, it just doesn't fit.

:thumbsup:

 

[Mrvile]

The fly feels cold and rough on the package. No fun. I just undo it all the way.