Safeway
Lifer
The other day, I was at a movie theater with a group of friends. We just came from dinner, and we drank quite a bit.
Anyway, my friend and I walk into the restroom before going into the movie. We walk up to the urinals, with a urinal separating us, and start to pee. All of a sudden I hear my friend, "What the fuck! What the fuck ... fuck. What the fuck. Jesus, what the fuck." I don't know what happened, but it had to be bad. I finish peeing and walk to the sink to wash my hands. I look over at him, and he has piss all over his khakis.
I start laughing, and he told me what happened. He had one of those weird angle pisses. The kind that happen after sex, but it wasn't after sex. He said he was aiming straight, but it shot out at a 90-degree angle, hit the urinal, and splashed back onto his pants!
:laugh:
Anyway, my friend and I walk into the restroom before going into the movie. We walk up to the urinals, with a urinal separating us, and start to pee. All of a sudden I hear my friend, "What the fuck! What the fuck ... fuck. What the fuck. Jesus, what the fuck." I don't know what happened, but it had to be bad. I finish peeing and walk to the sink to wash my hands. I look over at him, and he has piss all over his khakis.
I start laughing, and he told me what happened. He had one of those weird angle pisses. The kind that happen after sex, but it wasn't after sex. He said he was aiming straight, but it shot out at a 90-degree angle, hit the urinal, and splashed back onto his pants!
:laugh:
