Urinal brings male hygene into question

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Siva

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Soooo I went to pee in the urinal at work today, and stuck to it were some hairs.... Now this brought up two disturbing questions to me.

1. Who the hell loses these hairs while peeing and how does it happen?
2. Why was this hair so long? It was like 3 inches. Do most men not trim?

I know that this thing is not uncommon I've seen it before, but I know that I have never been the one leaving the hair.
 
dullard

dullard

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1) All hair falls out. The most likely time for it to come loose from yourself is when you whip it out.

2) Very few men trim down there.
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: dullard
1) All hair falls out. The most likely time for it to come loose from yourself is when you whip it out.

2) Very few men trim down there.
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HumblePie

HumblePie

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Answer:
As most men age, they go BALD on their head. To cover it up, they grow what remaining hair they have longer. However, this hair continues to fall out until most of the time nothing remains.

Chances are, some guy just ran his hands through his hair before grabbing his penis to piss with. One fell off and into the urinal.

Since it's in the urinal, who the fvck cares where it came from? Do you plan are eating from it later or something?
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: HumblePie
Answer:
As most men age, they go BALD on their head. To cover it up, they grow what remaining hair they have longer. However, this hair continues to fall out until most of the time nothing remains.

Chances are, some guy just ran his hands through his hair before grabbing his penis to piss with. One fell off and into the urinal.

Since it's in the urinal, who the fvck cares where it came from? Do you plan are eating from it later or something?
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jeezus that was gross. i'm sure OP won't be eating from the urinal :confused:
but yeh, it is disgusting to see other people's pubes on the toliet.

 
azazyel

azazyel

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I find that less offensive than people who pick there nose and stick in on the wall above the urinal.
 
scorpmatt

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: azazyel
I find that less offensive than people who pick there nose and stick in on the wall above the urinal.
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or those that use the entire bathroom as a toliet
 
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Sex Smurf

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The worst are the 5" ones that make you think WTFthreetoedsloth???

Even worse than that are the poorly designed urinals that always cause splashback.
 
HumblePie

HumblePie

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: azazyel
I find that less offensive than people who pick there nose and stick in on the wall above the urinal.
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WHAAAAAAAT?
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YAH, that's just about the state of affairs around most urinals in a mens restroom.

You get a mat at the bottom, and your lucky if there is a mint in it.

Some crusted over flushbar, and your lucky if it's eletronic and auto flushes.

Usually a yellow stain around the edges.

And boogers on the wall behind the urinal or on the the little metal side panels there for "privacy" if you are lucky enough to get side panels.


Then again, somtimes your lucky someone hasn't tried flushing toilet paper or paper towls down the urinal.

If you are really unlucky, you get to see someone that has tried to take a crap in a urinal unsuccessfully.

Ohh, the really big, hairy, and bloody boogies on the wall are really gross too. These are the kind of boogies that look like they came from a horse nose and to big for any human nose.
 
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BFG9000

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And then you have the nose goblins on the wall with hair embedded in them! Now that's getting back on topic... ;)
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: HumblePie
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: azazyel
I find that less offensive than people who pick there nose and stick in on the wall above the urinal.
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WHAAAAAAAT?
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YAH, that's just about the state of affairs around most urinals in a mens restroom.

You get a mat at the bottom, and your lucky if there is a mint in it.

Some crusted over flushbar, and your lucky if it's eletronic and auto flushes.

Usually a yellow stain around the edges.

And boogers on the wall behind the urinal or on the the little metal side panels there for "privacy" if you are lucky enough to get side panels.


Then again, somtimes your lucky someone hasn't tried flushing toilet paper or paper towls down the urinal.

If you are really unlucky, you get to see someone that has tried to take a crap in a urinal unsuccessfully.

Ohh, the really big, hairy, and bloody boogies on the wall are really gross too. These are the kind of boogies that look like they came from a horse nose and to big for any human nose.
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you were trying to gross me out?

success.
 
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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: HumblePie
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: azazyel
I find that less offensive than people who pick there nose and stick in on the wall above the urinal.
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WHAAAAAAAT?
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YAH, that's just about the state of affairs around most urinals in a mens restroom.

You get a mat at the bottom, and your lucky if there is a mint in it.

Some crusted over flushbar, and your lucky if it's eletronic and auto flushes.

Usually a yellow stain around the edges.

And boogers on the wall behind the urinal or on the the little metal side panels there for "privacy" if you are lucky enough to get side panels.


Then again, somtimes your lucky someone hasn't tried flushing toilet paper or paper towls down the urinal.

If you are really unlucky, you get to see someone that has tried to take a crap in a urinal unsuccessfully.

Ohh, the really big, hairy, and bloody boogies on the wall are really gross too. These are the kind of boogies that look like they came from a horse nose and to big for any human nose.
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you were trying to gross me out?

success.
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I've seen all that, and side panels are definitely important for comfort levels. Snot is rare in my experience though.
 
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Medicine Bear

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That's nothing. I just got back from going to take a leak. I walk in, open a stall door(our restrooms here have no urinals just 6 stalls, and I am greated by what looks like an abortion floating in the stool.
 
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Lifer
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Oh, yeah, but the crap in the urinal always takes the cake. I mean...who the fvck does that? Do they think it might work? Or are they just being a$$clowns?
 
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