UPS hires Ninjas

[borisvodofsky]

I am expecting an 150lb package today.

It is already 6:30pm where I live.

I had my door closed but all Lights including the chandelier Beaming so the Delivery guy would know I'm home.

I was glaring out of my side window for about an hour..

THEN i spoted the UPS truck,,, The guy stopped in front of my house.. Filled out one of his little reciepts.. and Literally Tip toed across my lawn and put the slip on my door.. even though IT"S GOD DAME obvious that i'm home..

I waited until he sneaked a little more than half way back to his truck, before I came out and yelled,, EHH buddy,, I'm home...

and he did a homer simpson .. DOH.... and walked nonchalantly to the truck to wheel me my package..

Workout bench + weights.. :awe::awe::awe::awe:




Cliff: NINja UPS guy tried to NOT deliver my package..

But his cunning plan was befuddled by moi.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[zinfamous]

lol

 

[borisvodofsky]

HAHAHA... Yup.. That's exactly it,, with steps 3 being first then step 1..

He completely skipped whisper in step 3...

 

[Judgement]

Shens- if he was a real ninja you never would have caught him

 

[borisvodofsky]

Shens- if he was a real ninja you never would have caught him

I am asian.. So I am born with some Ninja bonus points.. Mine is in Ninja detection +6.. and Ninja Paranoia + 5 :awe::biggrin:

 

[zokudu]

Best. Story. Ever.

 

[Soundmanred]

I think he spoted your GOD DAME chandelier Beaming and didn't want to meet you so he decided to be a NINja.

 

[borisvodofsky]

I think he spoted your GOD DAME chandelier Beaming and didn't want to meet you so he decided to be a NINja.

Is this some personal assault?

Why?

and, yes many single homes come with chandeliers.

Beaming, does not have a homoerotic connotation, only to those who are homophobic. :sneaky:

 

[Soccerman06]

Don't we have one of these UPS ninja posts like once a month?

 

[RavenSEAL]

He must be using lightweight and ninja pro combined, what a sneaky basterd. I leave my door wide open when i'm expecting a package from UPS, 2 different drivers already went ninja on my ass and their costumer support got a few words from me.

 

[borisvodofsky]

He must be using lightweight and ninja pro combined, what a sneaky basterd. I leave my door wide open when i'm expecting a package from UPS, 2 different drivers already went ninja on my ass and their costumer support got a few words from me.

Yea. bro.. I dont' understand why they'd bother though,, because they'd just have to come back with the package tomorrow.... what's the point of putting it off.. it won't get any lighter in the morning..

 

[Riceninja]

I am asian.. So I am born with some Ninja bonus points.. Mine is in Ninja detection +6.. and Ninja Paranoia + 5 :awe::biggrin:

true asians have +8 all attributes

 

[DangerAardvark]

true asians have +8 all attributes

Yeah, but -6 to constitution. Regular humans have balanced attributes.

 

[Riceninja]

that would still make asians +2 constitution

 

[DangerAardvark]

that would still make asians +2 constitution

God damn Asian math skills.

 

[borisvodofsky]

that would still make asians +2 constitution

I would say many asians are far less healthy than people in other nations "OTHER than America"

Asians eat too much rice.. Diabetes is Freakin' rampant in asia right now.:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: GO RICE