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UPS hires Ninjas

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borisvodofsky

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I am expecting an 150lb package today.

It is already 6:30pm where I live.

I had my door closed but all Lights including the chandelier Beaming so the Delivery guy would know I'm home.

I was glaring out of my side window for about an hour..

THEN i spoted the UPS truck,,, The guy stopped in front of my house.. Filled out one of his little reciepts.. and Literally Tip toed across my lawn and put the slip on my door.. even though IT"S GOD DAME obvious that i'm home..

I waited until he sneaked a little more than half way back to his truck, before I came out and yelled,, EHH buddy,, I'm home...

and he did a homer simpson .. DOH.... and walked nonchalantly to the truck to wheel me my package..

Workout bench + weights.. :awe::awe::awe::awe:




Cliff: NINja UPS guy tried to NOT deliver my package..

But his cunning plan was befuddled by moi.
 
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Soundmanred said:
I think he spoted your GOD DAME chandelier Beaming and didn't want to meet you so he decided to be a NINja.
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Is this some personal assault?

Why?

and, yes many single homes come with chandeliers.

Beaming, does not have a homoerotic connotation, only to those who are homophobic. :sneaky:
 
He must be using lightweight and ninja pro combined, what a sneaky basterd. I leave my door wide open when i'm expecting a package from UPS, 2 different drivers already went ninja on my ass and their costumer support got a few words from me.
 
RavenSEAL said:
He must be using lightweight and ninja pro combined, what a sneaky basterd. I leave my door wide open when i'm expecting a package from UPS, 2 different drivers already went ninja on my ass and their costumer support got a few words from me.
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Yea. bro.. I dont' understand why they'd bother though,, because they'd just have to come back with the package tomorrow.... what's the point of putting it off.. it won't get any lighter in the morning.. 😱
 
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