UPS employs a bunch of nitwits....

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: BigJ
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/prepare/guidelines/firearms.html

Firearms will be transported only between licensed importers, licensed manufacturers, licensed dealers, and licensed collectors, as defined in the United States Gun Control Act of 1968, law enforcement agencies of the United States or of any department or agency thereof and law enforcement agencies of any state or department agency, or political subdivision thereof, and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms by federal, state or local law and when such shipment complies with all applicable federal, state and local laws.

* You must ship your packages that contain handguns with UPS Next Day Air Early A.M.®, UPS Next Day Air®, or UPS Next Day Air Saver® services
* Your packages that contain firearms will not be accepted for shipment at UPS Drop Boxes, with UPS SonicAir® service, at locations of The UPS Store or any third-party retailer, or with international services.

# You can only ship your package that contains a firearm from UPS daily pickup accounts and through UPS Customer Centers
# When you are shipping a package that contains a handgun, you must verbally notify the UPS driver or UPS Customer Center clerk

PWNED

 

[alkemyst]

Should be sending the regulations from 2006 anyway...things could have changed.

 

[Pepsi90919]

you actually addressed it "Dear UPS" ??? lol

 

[Sphexi]

Threads like these deserve to be stickied for the rest of the day, to serve as a reminder to everybody else that there are still stupid people in the world.

 

[Syringer]

PWNAGE OF THE YEAR NOMINEE

 

[MercenaryForHire]

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This thread has been nominated for Ownage of the Year 2006

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By multiple persons

- M4H

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: BigJ
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/prepare/guidelines/firearms.html

Firearms will be transported only between licensed importers, licensed manufacturers, licensed dealers, and licensed collectors, as defined in the United States Gun Control Act of 1968, law enforcement agencies of the United States or of any department or agency thereof and law enforcement agencies of any state or department agency, or political subdivision thereof, and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms by federal, state or local law and when such shipment complies with all applicable federal, state and local laws.

* You must ship your packages that contain handguns with UPS Next Day Air Early A.M.®, UPS Next Day Air®, or UPS Next Day Air Saver® services
* Your packages that contain firearms will not be accepted for shipment at UPS Drop Boxes, with UPS SonicAir® service, at locations of The UPS Store or any third-party retailer, or with international services.

# You can only ship your package that contains a firearm from UPS daily pickup accounts and through UPS Customer Centers
# When you are shipping a package that contains a handgun, you must verbally notify the UPS driver or UPS Customer Center clerk

First part: You're saying I cant ship a gun? Read the last sentence. "...and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms..."

Second part: What if I were sending a rifle?

Third part: I had an account.

Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
ROFL another classic thread written by PAB. She sounds like she did her job, read BigJ's post. Now if you had a gun liscence and had shown it to her, that would have been a different story.

Pwnage 1: You don't need a license to ship a gun.

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Are you too dumb to figure out you should have crossed out everything on the box with a big, fat, black marker so they didn't think that's what you were really shipping? That's Common Sense for most people...

But of course, Common Sense and Common Courtesy aren't very common any more...

Pwnage 2: already did that with a sharpie.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what were you shipping? a gun? or bullets?

A gun.

 

[sswingle]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: BigJ
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/prepare/guidelines/firearms.html

Firearms will be transported only between licensed importers, licensed manufacturers, licensed dealers, and licensed collectors, as defined in the United States Gun Control Act of 1968, law enforcement agencies of the United States or of any department or agency thereof and law enforcement agencies of any state or department agency, or political subdivision thereof, and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms by federal, state or local law and when such shipment complies with all applicable federal, state and local laws.

* You must ship your packages that contain handguns with UPS Next Day Air Early A.M.®, UPS Next Day Air®, or UPS Next Day Air Saver® services
* Your packages that contain firearms will not be accepted for shipment at UPS Drop Boxes, with UPS SonicAir® service, at locations of The UPS Store or any third-party retailer, or with international services.

# You can only ship your package that contains a firearm from UPS daily pickup accounts and through UPS Customer Centers
# When you are shipping a package that contains a handgun, you must verbally notify the UPS driver or UPS Customer Center clerk

First part: You're saying I cant ship a gun? Read the last sentence. "...and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms..."

Second part: What if I were sending a rifle?

Third part: I had an account.

Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
ROFL another classic thread written by PAB. She sounds like she did her job, read BigJ's post. Now if you had a gun liscence and had shown it to her, that would have been a different story.

Pwnage 1: You don't need a license to ship a gun.

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Are you too dumb to figure out you should have crossed out everything on the box with a big, fat, black marker so they didn't think that's what you were really shipping? That's Common Sense for most people...

But of course, Common Sense and Common Courtesy aren't very common any more...

Pwnage 2: already did that with a sharpie.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what were you shipping? a gun? or bullets?

A gun.

You fit a rifle in a shell box?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: BigJ
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/prepare/guidelines/firearms.html

Firearms will be transported only between licensed importers, licensed manufacturers, licensed dealers, and licensed collectors, as defined in the United States Gun Control Act of 1968, law enforcement agencies of the United States or of any department or agency thereof and law enforcement agencies of any state or department agency, or political subdivision thereof, v.

* You must ship your packages that contain handguns with UPS Next Day Air Early A.M.®, UPS Next Day Air®, or UPS Next Day Air Saver® services
* Your packages that contain firearms will not be accepted for shipment at UPS Drop Boxes, with UPS SonicAir® service, at locations of The UPS Store or any third-party retailer, or with international services.

# You can only ship your package that contains a firearm from UPS daily pickup accounts and through UPS Customer Centers
# When you are shipping a package that contains a handgun, you must verbally notify the UPS driver or UPS Customer Center clerk

First part: You're saying I cant ship a gun? Read the last sentence. "...and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms..."

Second part: What if I were sending a rifle?

Third part: I had an account.

Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
ROFL another classic thread written by PAB. She sounds like she did her job, read BigJ's post. Now if you had a gun liscence and had shown it to her, that would have been a different story.

Pwnage 1: You don't need a license to ship a gun.

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Are you too dumb to figure out you should have crossed out everything on the box with a big, fat, black marker so they didn't think that's what you were really shipping? That's Common Sense for most people...

But of course, Common Sense and Common Courtesy aren't very common any more...

Pwnage 2: already did that with a sharpie.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what were you shipping? a gun? or bullets?

A gun.

i'm confused...were shipping a fiream or where you shipping something in a firearm box?

btw, a rifle is a firearm.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: PAB
Second part: What if I were sending a rifle?

So you were shipping a rifle? Did you cut it up into small pieces so it would fit in "an old carton of winchester super speeds."?

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: BigJ
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/prepare/guidelines/firearms.html

Firearms will be transported only between licensed importers, licensed manufacturers, licensed dealers, and licensed collectors, as defined in the United States Gun Control Act of 1968, law enforcement agencies of the United States or of any department or agency thereof and law enforcement agencies of any state or department agency, or political subdivision thereof, and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms by federal, state or local law and when such shipment complies with all applicable federal, state and local laws.

* You must ship your packages that contain handguns with UPS Next Day Air Early A.M.®, UPS Next Day Air®, or UPS Next Day Air Saver® services
* Your packages that contain firearms will not be accepted for shipment at UPS Drop Boxes, with UPS SonicAir® service, at locations of The UPS Store or any third-party retailer, or with international services.

# You can only ship your package that contains a firearm from UPS daily pickup accounts and through UPS Customer Centers
# When you are shipping a package that contains a handgun, you must verbally notify the UPS driver or UPS Customer Center clerk

First part: You're saying I cant ship a gun? Read the last sentence. "...and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms..."

Second part: What if I were sending a rifle?

Third part: I had an account.

Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
ROFL another classic thread written by PAB. She sounds like she did her job, read BigJ's post. Now if you had a gun liscence and had shown it to her, that would have been a different story.

Pwnage 1: You don't need a license to ship a gun.

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Are you too dumb to figure out you should have crossed out everything on the box with a big, fat, black marker so they didn't think that's what you were really shipping? That's Common Sense for most people...

But of course, Common Sense and Common Courtesy aren't very common any more...

Pwnage 2: already did that with a sharpie.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what were you shipping? a gun? or bullets?

A gun.

You fit a rifle in a shell box?

AR15 recievers aren't that big dude.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: PAB
AR15 recievers aren't that big dude.

This is what I love about your threads... you say so many contradictory things, but then you always come up with an explanation. First you say you shipped a gun, then you say you shipped part of a gun. It's a subtle distinction, kind of like the difference between an insurance claim and insurance fraud.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: PAB
AR15 recievers aren't that big dude.

This is what I love about your threads... you say so many contradictory things, but then you always come up with an explanation. First you say you shipped a gun, then you say you shipped part of a gun. It's a subtle distinction, kind of like the difference between an insurance claim and insurance fraud.

What upsets me is that seemingly all this time, PAB has had a gun, and yet he still hasn't done us all the huge favour of sucking on the business end of it and pulling the trigger with his toes.

- M4H

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
ROFL another classic thread written by PAB. She sounds like she did her job, read BigJ's post. Now if you had a gun liscence and had shown it to her, that would have been a different story.

He's got a better case in this thread than usual, though. The wording of that letter even sounds courteous and professional.

Let's face it, if it was anyone but PAB, we would have given him a hard time about using a shell box, but other than that sympathized.

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Are you too dumb to figure out you should have crossed out everything on the box with a big, fat, black marker so they didn't think that's what you were really shipping? That's Common Sense for most people...

But of course, Common Sense and Common Courtesy aren't very common any more...

or he could have turned the box inside out, so it looks just like a plain brown box...which is what i usually do.

 

[amddude]

Some FFL's get itchy about receiving firearms from non-FFL's. The ORM-D shouldn't have been such a big deal.

 

[sswingle]

I still think that he didn't tell UPS what he was shipping. If he had, the whole situation would never have happened.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: PAB
AR15 recievers aren't that big dude.

This is what I love about your threads... you say so many contradictory things, but then you always come up with an explanation. First you say you shipped a gun, then you say you shipped part of a gun. It's a subtle distinction, kind of like the difference between an insurance claim and insurance fraud.

He keeps owning himself.

Perhaps he is hoping to get ownage of the year...we should just revote SPIDER!

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: beer
You are an idiot.
Who the hell would ship something in a box of shells?
Common sense should have told you that this would likely end poorly.

You suck at life, thanks for playing.

claim you lose the package and milk more $ from insurance?

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: PAB
AR15 recievers aren't that big dude.

This is what I love about your threads... you say so many contradictory things, but then you always come up with an explanation. First you say you shipped a gun, then you say you shipped part of a gun. It's a subtle distinction, kind of like the difference between an insurance claim and insurance fraud.

According to the ATF, a the lower reciver or as you like to call it PART of a gun - IS the gun.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: amddude
Some FFL's get itchy about receiving firearms from non-FFL's. The ORM-D shouldn't have been such a big deal.

Thats because they're idiots.

I had one FFL call me up and say he was calling the ATF on me because I didnt send him a gun with an outbound FFL.

I gave him my phone number and addreess and told him to inform the agents I'd be waiting on my front lawn with a shotgun.

Funny how I never heard back from him.....

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: amddude
Some FFL's get itchy about receiving firearms from non-FFL's. The ORM-D shouldn't have been such a big deal.

Thats because they're idiots.

I had one FFL call me up and say he was calling the ATF on me because I didnt send him a gun with an outbound FFL.

I gave him my phone number and addreess and told him to inform the agents I'd be waiting on my front lawn with a shotgun.

Funny how I never heard back from him.....

Always good to add a threat to something to prove you are right.

 

[Turin39789]

Let me guess, you're going to sue them? Or try to weasel your way into free shipping for life.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: PAB
AR15 recievers aren't that big dude.

This is what I love about your threads... you say so many contradictory things, but then you always come up with an explanation. First you say you shipped a gun, then you say you shipped part of a gun. It's a subtle distinction, kind of like the difference between an insurance claim and insurance fraud.

According to the ATF, a the lower reciver or as you like to call it PART of a gun - IS the gun.

I think you're taking that out of context. In a legal sense that may be true, but in normal conversation you would never refer to a receiver as a gun, you would refer to it as a receiver.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: BigJ
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/prepare/guidelines/firearms.html

Firearms will be transported only between licensed importers, licensed manufacturers, licensed dealers, and licensed collectors, as defined in the United States Gun Control Act of 1968, law enforcement agencies of the United States or of any department or agency thereof and law enforcement agencies of any state or department agency, or political subdivision thereof, and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms by federal, state or local law and when such shipment complies with all applicable federal, state and local laws.

* You must ship your packages that contain handguns with UPS Next Day Air Early A.M.®, UPS Next Day Air®, or UPS Next Day Air Saver® services
* Your packages that contain firearms will not be accepted for shipment at UPS Drop Boxes, with UPS SonicAir® service, at locations of The UPS Store or any third-party retailer, or with international services.

# You can only ship your package that contains a firearm from UPS daily pickup accounts and through UPS Customer Centers
# When you are shipping a package that contains a handgun, you must verbally notify the UPS driver or UPS Customer Center clerk

First part: You're saying I cant ship a gun? Read the last sentence. "...and between persons not otherwise prohibited from shipping firearms..."

Second part: What if I were sending a rifle?

Third part: I had an account.

Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
ROFL another classic thread written by PAB. She sounds like she did her job, read BigJ's post. Now if you had a gun liscence and had shown it to her, that would have been a different story.

Pwnage 1: You don't need a license to ship a gun.

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Are you too dumb to figure out you should have crossed out everything on the box with a big, fat, black marker so they didn't think that's what you were really shipping? That's Common Sense for most people...

But of course, Common Sense and Common Courtesy aren't very common any more...

Pwnage 2: already did that with a sharpie.

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what were you shipping? a gun? or bullets?

A gun.

And as required you "When you are shipping a package that contains a handgun, you must verbally notify the UPS driver or UPS Customer Center clerk"