UPS drivers make on average $74,000

[mjrpes3]

http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/109258/ups-thinks-out-of-the-box?mod=career-leadership



I'm in the wrong profession

 

[anxi80]

$74k and you get to drain your lizard on someone's front lawn?! sign me up!

 

[zinfamous]

plus, you get to wear those sexy brown shorts.

 

[mb]

Who wears short shorts, zin wears short shorts.

 

[zinfamous]

Who wears short shorts, zin wears short shorts.

:$

 

[MiniDoom]

they have move move/deliver boxes too. a life of back problems aren't worth any amount of money.

 

[SunSamurai]

OP I am dissapoint at your tags; no frozen anal beads?

edit: rofl

 

[ric1287]

calling BS on that. My uncle has been a driver since he was 18 and said he doesn't know how the new drivers do it making so little.

Maybe the old timers average that, but there ain't a chance in hell the "average" driver is making that much

 

[joesmoke]

from what i heard you have to work there forever before you can be a driver... thats a lot of 4 hour shifts before you can start taking it easy and working full days

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow, and I make 45k or so and work in a crazy environment with a crazy IT manager who likes to poison said environment even more. Mind you the job would not be all that bad if he was gone.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I bet you wouldn't think it was so easy if you actually did it.

They work long hours, have to bust their ass, and have a pretty stressful day.

And while the $74k average sounds like a lot, I assure you comparable salaries would be higher. A driver in a a given metro area probably is not making as much as many other professions.

 

[joesmoke]

also, i wish id gone to fuck-college instead of junior-college

 

[SKORPI0]

I've seen a similar thread today at 9:21 am posted.

UPS job training

 

[alkemyst]

they have move move/deliver boxes too. a life of back problems aren't worth any amount of money.

That's pretty sad thinking. There is such a thing as being healthy.

 

[JulesMaximus]

$74k and you get to drain your lizard on someone's front lawn?! sign me up!

I was wondering how that thread got bumped...thanks.

 

[TruePaige]

also, i wish id gone to fuck-college instead of junior-college

I was going to make a comment about junior-fuck-college, but it just sounds a bit too pedobear. Though in reality he'd probablly be all like "too old *angry glare*" because it would be filled with 18-20 and older people learning their way through fuck-college on the cheap.

WEEEEE!

 

[mjrpes3]

I've seen a similar thread today at 9:21 am posted.

UPS job training

No frozen anal beads in tags. How would you expected me to find it?

 

[vital]

If UPS offered shitty pay for drivers, they'd just make it up in other areas at customer's expense.

 

[alkemyst]

If UPS offered shitty pay for drivers, they'd just make it up in other areas at customer's expense.

that's a pretty fucked up way to think...and at $74k average for driving around that's really beyond shitty by a magnitude.

Have you looked into the jobs that pay that average?

 

[ric1287]

That's pretty sad thinking. There is such a thing as being healthy.

What?

 

[JS80]

Tags
frozen-anal-beads, junior-fuck-college, lol-tags, ric1287-calls-bs, ups

lol

 

[anxi80]

I was wondering how that thread got bumped...thanks.

what can i say, i have soft spot for the classics. now i need a reason to incorporate waynetek asking a girl permission to hold her hand in a thread...

 

[alkemyst]

What?

if you are a grown man below even 60, there should be no reason you can't lift and drop off boxes all day long and just drive a fucking truck without ending up with back problems unless you are unhealthy to begin with.

 

[Anonemous]

I thought they made 100k last I heard.

 

[Hacp]

I bet you wouldn't think it was so easy if you actually did it.

They work long hours, have to bust their ass, and have a pretty stressful day.

And while the $74k average sounds like a lot, I assure you comparable salaries would be higher. A driver in a a given metro area probably is not making as much as many other professions.

How much will an illegal be willing to work for? 3 dollars an hour?