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I'm an expert on Mariah Carey, hehe 😛 I'm also an expert on Papa Johns Pizza and how the company works, and Gateway Computers!
 
Dentist.


I'm pulling teeth right now trying to find out what happened to amdforever2's T-Bird 🙂


Seriously, very specific niche of industrial level automated systems.
 
Explaining complex problems and solutions to people who have little or no clue.
 
I'm probably most expert in PC tech support stuff, I'm decent in C/C++/Visual Basic.

BTW, you should edit your first post to keep a running list of the serious responses.
 
i'm pretty good in cooking and grammar/language, great with early american history (and passable with the rest US history, especially foreign policy), and i do my damndest to be reasonable at working out (esp boxing), hunting/fishing, et al.
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Explaining complex problems and solutions to people who have little or no clue.
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HEY!

-PAB

EDIT:

Lets see......what I have half decent skills at.

I've sold my share of stuff on ebay and dealt with or have experience with every aspect of a transaction that can go wrong.
Shipping to god knows everywhere on the planet
Fighting corporate america
 
Me, I'm a simple guy:

[x] Biological warfare
[_] Cooking (working on it, though!)
[x] Special ops
[x] Field communications and hacking
[x] Bomb specialist
[x] Elite blue berret
[_] Two girls for one guy
[x] Sexual attraction engineer
[x] Hydrowattogen (tm) weapons research

Oh yeah, I also invented the Internet.
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
I'm an expert on mobility management and mobile network infrastructures (i.e. cell phones)
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So dude, you're saying you manage drugs from one place to another with the help of a cell phone? 🙂
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: schizoid
I'm an expert on mobility management and mobile network infrastructures (i.e. cell phones)
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So dude, you're saying you manage drugs from one place to another with the help of a cell phone? 🙂
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No.

I'm saying I'm drunk.

But yeah..I do that shiz. WEEEEE. I'm an SS7 Guru.

 
Hook me up with the poweder of life, bro! 🙂

Alternatively, don't post while intoxicated, and be safe!
 
Originally posted by: Snatchface
I'll start by making myself medical expert as I am a physician. I'll be glad to give advise to any in need.

Please, serious responses only.
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I think I've got a snatch growing on my face. Can you help? 🙂
Edit: More specifically, can you remove it, revitalize it, rejuvenate it, and prep it for daily use?
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
Hook me up with the poweder of life, bro! 🙂

Alternatively, don't post while intoxicated, and be safe!
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I don't sell ddugs dude...I do reaseach on replicated mobvilit management.

I ewent to taiwan to rpesent a paper and IEEEE globecom int aiwan. I seirously do that crap. it's my researhc.

and yeah. i'm drunk.
 
Ok, on a more serious note.

I'm a guru VB programmer (6 years) and a good C++/Java programmer (3 years) including GUI design, databases, multimedia, and more. Plus, PC hardware and software installations, troubleshooting, repairs, overclocking, conflict resolution, etc.

I'll post my resume soon, maybe someone here wants a quick lesson in getting your VB programs to run faster than their counterparts in C++ 😉
 
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