*UPDATE* so i got an ultrasound this morning...

[ghost recon88]

Hope you never had testicle pain. They might ultrasound your nuts. I had a REALLY hot nurse. I was really worried I was going to pop a boner. Nope, the moment she hit me with the goo and started the ultrasound, I had nothing to worry about.

Had this same exact scenario. Holy fuck that was brutal.

What happened when they put the goo and ultrasound on your nuts 😕

 

[SagaLore]

and nick, yes first thing i told teh wife is.lets go get some pizza...perhaps for the last time. she said no and is boiling me some vegetables now 🙁

You're on the fast track to... nowhere. You really need to read up on good eating habits.

 

[disappoint]

and nick, yes first thing i told teh wife is.lets go get some pizza...perhaps for the last time. she said no and is boiling me some vegetables now 🙁

YUCK! No wonder you don't eat right, neither you nor your wife seem to know how to cook! You don't boil vegetables! YUCK! You'll end up pouring the nutrients and flavor down the drain when you drain the water.

Steam them. Here's what you do. Make steamed broccoli. And don't overcook them. If they turn yellow they are overcooked. They should still be bright green. Test them with the tip of a knife, as soon as it slides into the tough stem easily, they are done! Then slice up some garlic and sautee in olive oil. Pour the garlic oil over the broccoli. Then pour a little bit of red wine vinegar or a really nice balsamic vinegar over it.

You can make beef and broccoli, pasta with broccoli, or both. Use your imagination, or search online for some recipes.

 

[disappoint]

You're on the fast track to... nowhere. You really need to read up on good eating cooking habits.

FTFY. Good cooking habits make for good eating habits.

 

[KeithTalent]

OP fail, need to put the update in the OP.

Hope you feel better.

KT

 

[disappoint]

Hope you never had testicle pain. They might ultrasound your nuts. I had a REALLY hot nurse. I was really worried I was going to pop a boner. Nope, the moment she hit me with the goo and started the ultrasound, I had nothing to worry about.

Had this same exact scenario. Holy fuck that was brutal.

What happened when they put the goo and ultrasound on your nuts 😕

They probably have to push hard to get a good image. It doesn't sound comfortable.

 

[alkemyst]

YUCK! No wonder you don't eat right, neither you nor your wife seem to know how to cook! You don't boil vegetables! YUCK! You'll end up pouring the nutrients and flavor down the drain when you drain the water.

Steam them. Here's what you do. Make steamed broccoli. And don't overcook them. If they turn yellow they are overcooked. They should still be bright green. Test them with the tip of a knife, as soon as it slides into the tough stem easily, they are done! Then slice up some garlic and sautee in olive oil. Pour the garlic oil over the broccoli. Then pour a little bit of red wine vinegar or a really nice balsamic vinegar over it.

You can make beef and broccoli, pasta with broccoli, or both. Use your imagination, or search online for some recipes.

it's more overcooking or not than boiling vs steaming.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

every time amdhunter posts something, we all get screwed

Lol

 

[disappoint]

it's more overcooking or not than boiling vs steaming.

True. I don't often use an actual steamer. Most times I use a small pot with a little bit of water in it and put the cover over it to steam veggies. In this case the veggies are sitting in boiling water but they don't get ruined as long as you don't overcook them.

Though I do love my bamboo steamer when I do drag it out.

This isn't mine but it's essentially the same thing:

 

[qliveur]

Apparently the tech didn't understand that a guy can't get pregnant from being the recipient of anal sex...

Wait, I thought OP was living proof of conception after anal sex.