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Update: pee test came back!

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gourmettea

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<<<has clean urine ......wooo whoooo!!!!

and since i havn't killed anyone this lifetime nor robbed any banks offline for background check... ma start date = 9/1/04

got a job again....hello $200 NFL SUNDAY TICKET!!!
 
was there any doubt that it wouldent come back clean?

i get tested next monday if i pass i start next thursday
 
well i had to stop taking my glaucoma medicine for 3 weeks....but supposly it takes 4 weeks to be completely clean....but i guess low body fat = quicky metabolize the metabolites
 
And congratulations. How often do you smoke, how much do you weigh, and what did you do to clean yourself?
 
Oh, and be glad that the current civilian pee tests are not like the random drug tests that I had to take in the military. Some guy would go into the stall with you and watch you pee into the cup. No exceptions.
 
ahhh...eyesight deteriorating...must get back on meds....

ne ways everynight afterwork for bout the last 10 years....

135lbs....5"8"

Mr. Clean!


eh...i just stopped for 3 weeks...and bought a bottle of Ready Clean online....drank about 2 tubs of cranberry juice for the last few days.....it worked....ohh and took a multi vitamin so my pee came out the right color....need the B vitamins...
 
Originally posted by: gourmettea
well i had to stop taking my glaucoma medicine for 3 weeks....but supposly it takes 4 weeks to be completely clean....but i guess low body fat = quicky metabolize the metabolites
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:Q
 
you realize you could have just drank about 3 lieters of water and taken a vitamin and been fine and saved 30$
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
you realize you could have just drank about 3 lieters of water and taken a vitamin and been fine and saved 30$
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yeah prolly...but why take the risk...$30 chump change for a new job right?...

it was insurance...3 weeks of non-smoking was pretty safe i think...
 
your prob right, however ive seen people pass them the next day after smoking, by drinking a few gallons of water before the test
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
your prob right, however ive seen people pass them the next day after smoking, by drinking a few gallons of water before the test
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I'm not saying that you are lying, but it is pretty obvious to any tester that gives a shite when a person's urine is heavily diluted.

They aren't idiots, they probably just don't care.
 
Originally posted by: Balt
Originally posted by: Anubis
your prob right, however ive seen people pass them the next day after smoking, by drinking a few gallons of water before the test
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I'm not saying that you are lying, but it is pretty obvious to any tester that gives a shite when a person's urine is heavily diluted.

They aren't idiots, they probably just don't care.
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your are prob right

but if you drink that recomended 8 bottles of water a day and you generally stay hydrated your urin comes out pretty clear no matter what
 
Originally posted by: Balt
Originally posted by: Anubis
your prob right, however ive seen people pass them the next day after smoking, by drinking a few gallons of water before the test
Click to expand...

I'm not saying that you are lying, but it is pretty obvious to any tester that gives a shite when a person's urine is heavily diluted.

They aren't idiots, they probably just don't care.
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i think some things they shouldn't care about..
 
I don't understand how this stuff flies in the USA. For real, what does it matter to the company if you shoot heroin, stab babies and kill grandmothers as long as it is in your off time and doesn't down your performance I don't know what gives them the right.

Now I could see if you were doing something VERY important and precise like flying fighter jets or doing NASA work then you can't come to work all messed up... but why do they care what you do when you are off work?

:heart:Canada
 
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