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preCRT

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For those who need to claim a connection:


The Hall at Patriot Place - The 2014 Vince Lombardi Trophy

The New England Patriots are Super Bowl champions for the fourth time in 14 years and for this weekend only, The Hall at Patriot Place presented by Raytheon is offering fans an opportunity to take their photo beside the Vince Lombardi trophy with admission to The Hall.

Guests who bring their own cameras will be able to pose beside the trophy for a photo in The Grand Hall. The trophy will be available at The Hall from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 6; 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. on Saturday, Feb. 7; and 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Sunday Feb. 8. In anticipation of lines, The Hall will provide hot chocolate to guests awaiting entry.
 

emperus

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Holy shit that's an understatement.

Another one. It's like Highschool. Do you guys hold hands when you go to the bathroom as well?

I always wonder why grown folk co-sign other people's insults. I guess it's those people who got bullied in high school, you get to see how it is on the other side innit?
 

Perknose

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The Sore Winner Parade rolls on: During the Pats SB parade, both LeGarret Blount and Brandon Bolden held up shirts with Lynch's # 24 and the words Bitch Mode on them.

Both confessed that they were beguiled into doing this by the charismatic AT poster and self-appointed "One True NE Fan" known only as emperus.

"He mesmerized me with his football acumen and appropriate, true fan zip code," said Blount.

"I felt like putty in his forceful, logic-filled hands," confessed a now rueful Bolden.

"He tried to kiss me on the lips and, to my everlasting shame, I didn't resist," admitted Patriots Coach Bill Belichick.

Caution: Significant parts of this story are as much of a fantasy as emperus' self-assessment of himself is. :p
 

lupi

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getting the details now of all the surgeries needed by the hawks D it's no wonder they were having such uncharacteristic trouble with tackling on first contact.
 

Childs

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You know what else is low class? Making out with your daughter.

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emperus

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The Sore Winner Parade rolls on: During the Pats SB parade, both LeGarret Blount and Brandon Bolden held up shirts with Lynch's # 24 and the words Bitch Mode on them.

Both confessed that they were beguiled into doing this by the charismatic AT poster and self-appointed "One True NE Fan" known only as emperus.

"He mesmerized me with his football acumen and appropriate, true fan zip code," said Blount.

"I felt like putty in his forceful, logic-filled hands," confessed a now rueful Bolden.

"He tried to kiss me on the lips and, to my everlasting shame, I didn't resist," admitted Patriots Coach Bill Belichick.

Caution: Significant parts of this story are as much of a fantasy as emperus' self-assessment of himself is. :p

Lol @ Seattle Fans (ye of the Sherman rant, and the "We lost so let's start a fight") having the audacity to talk about anyone being a sore anything.

Perknose, I bet you dream of me.. probably more.
 

zinfamous

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So, now that is the excuse?

no, but it was always true.

You're the one that claimed that they were "exposed," regardless of the fact that the core defense was either hobbled or not playing.

You've repeatedly tried to justify Seattle's "freak" win against GB by beating "a hobbled Rodgers," among other things, yet a 4-5 hobbled/not playing starters doesn't seem to be relevant in your claims of Seattle's D being "overrated."

In summary: you are a tool.
 

lupi

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no, an excuse would be complaining that no one is catching your husband's balls while watching him place them into the dirt at his receivers feet.
 

Perknose

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Lol @ Seattle Fans (ye of the Sherman rant, and the "We lost so let's start a fight") having the audacity to talk about anyone being a sore anything.

Perknose, I bet you dream of me.. probably more.

I'm not a Seattle fan of any stripe, try to keep up. :colbert:

As for the rest of your post, sweet Jeebus, I feel like if I interacted with it or touched upon it in any way, I'd catch your crazy straight through these intertubes. D:
 

emperus

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I'm not a Seattle fan of any stripe, try to keep up. :colbert:

As for the rest of your post, sweet Jeebus, I feel like if I interacted with it or touched upon it in any way, I'd catch your crazy straight through these intertubes. D:

Yeah, so please direct me to your comments on Kearse's TD celebration, Sherman calling out Revis during the game and the fight that caused Irvin to be ejected.

May not be a Seattle fan but ur surely not a PAts fan. :)
 

emperus

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no, an excuse would be complaining that no one is catching your husband's balls while watching him place them into the dirt at his receivers feet.

You seem to like talking about "balls" and awful lot.
 
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emperus

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no, but it was always true.

You're the one that claimed that they were "exposed," regardless of the fact that the core defense was either hobbled or not playing.

You've repeatedly tried to justify Seattle's "freak" win against GB by beating "a hobbled Rodgers," among other things, yet a 4-5 hobbled/not playing starters doesn't seem to be relevant in your claims of Seattle's D being "overrated."

In summary: you are a tool.

Their D is overrated with or without the injuries. Again, they haven't played anyone the last 6 weeks of the season which led to their inflated stats (4 backup snd then Kaep 2x). You can hem and haw all you want but you have no retort because it's the truth. Let's try this, just say, they have played great offenses the last 6 weeks of the season. I'll be waiting.

Btw, you should probably wait and see who on NE's team is injured before you start making excuses.
 
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Perknose

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May not be a Seattle fan but ur surely not a PAts fan. :)

Exactly, Einstein! :rolleyes:

I guess that makes me (whips off his sunglasses, David Caruso style) . . . A COMPLETELY UNBIASED OBSERVER!

:biggrin:
 

zinfamous

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Their D is overrated with or without the starters. Again, they haven't played anyone the last 6 weeks of the season which led to their inflated stats (4 backup snd then Kaep 2x). You can hem and haw all you want but you have no retort because it's the truth. Let's try this, just say, they have played great offenses the last 6 weeks of the season. I'll be waiting.

Btw, you should probably wait and see who on NE's team is injured before you start making excuses.

I'm not making excuses and, if you were ever paying attention, I never actually said you were wrong

All I have been saying is that you are a complete tool

(meaning: you have no real argument for any of your non-controversial claims; just self-assuring fanboy assumptions of how things should be in your perfectly correct sphere)
 

emperus

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I'm not making excuses and, if you were ever paying attention, I never actually said you were wrong

All I have been saying is that you are a complete tool

(meaning: you have no real argument for any of your non-controversial claims; just self-assuring fanboy assumptions of how things should be in your perfectly correct sphere)

And what controversial claims would that be?
 

chimaxi83

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Now you're a grammar police. Wow. The refuge of weak minded twits on-line. Congrats!!
I think the point is that you think you're "owning" people in this thread, while attempting to use big, fancy words like "despise" in an incorrect manner. Not the first time. Doesn't help your attempted self portrayal of being the most epic, deep down, red blooded American Patriot fan who ever lived. You really can't talk down to people when you sound like a dumbass, that's all.
 

emperus

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I think the point is that you think you're "owning" people in this thread, while attempting to use big, fancy words like "despise" in an incorrect manner. Not the first time. Doesn't help your attempted self portrayal of being the most epic, deep down, red blooded American Patriot fan who ever lived. You really can't talk down to people when you sound like a dumbass, that's all.

Did I address you? Do you think Perknose is incapable of defending him/herself? Or is Perknose's approval really that important to you.

I think I made my point. I'll reiterate. Those who choose to be online grammar police are weak minded twits. (You can now include yourself). Actually those who abet people who choose to be online grammar police are even weaker minded twits.

Here's your badge

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zinfamous

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I think I made my point. I'll reiterate. Those who choose to be online grammar police are weak minded twits. (You can now include yourself). Actually those who abet people who choose to be online grammar police are even weaker minded twits.

Yes, you made your point several times already. Here is the most recent instance:

You can't beat my arguments, so you proceed to immature name calling.

Oh, this too:

The tool for those who are wrong and know they have no further argument... the ad-hominem attack...

You employed it well. Bravo

That's what being grown is. Using the vocabulary you should have learned growing up.

"Fix my helmet should you trip?" I told you acted immature and you open ur mouth and prove it. Guess you didn't have any grown up words after all. lol

You know when people start name calling it's because they really don't have an argument to stand on or aren't clever enough to think of one. And who guys online and calls people names? Does that take a lot of bravery? It's a refuge for the weak.