UPDATE - No longer ricer! :D

[MercenaryForHire]

22/06/2003 - I'm no longer a ricer!
Yay! New car!

Unfortunately a bird decided to play bumper tag with me so I've got to give it a little extra attention. That and the dealer did an ass-poor job of washing it when it came out of the crate.

Be back with pics after the cleanup.

Originally omfg! noes! /me = teh ricer! :S

12/06/2003 - I'm still a ricer.



Long story short:

2003 Civic LX. Not riced in any manner. Under CDN$20K with all the trimmings. Rice factor practically nonexistant. No factory spoiler. No bigass rims. No ugly stickers/emblems.

Not in stock. Won't be for awhile. Dealer gives car off lot instead.

1998 Civic EX. Aftermarket wing with span about equal to early Wright Brothers' first attempt. VTEC stickers liberally applied. :Q

So for the next week, I'm a ricer.

NOES!

(I refuse to post pics on the ground that they will be used against me later in any ATOT car threads. )

- M4H

BTW - this is not to be misconstrued as "whining about new car, stfu you spoiled brat" - I'm simply mocking myself because I'm a ricer for the next week and will likely be the brunt of many jokes from my friends.

 

[notfred]

Put on more stickers and see if they notice when you return it.

 

[jacob0401]

comeon...we can't assess the damage this will cause you physcologically if you don't post pics...

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire


Long story short:

2003 Civic LX. Not riced in any manner. Under CDN$20K with all the trimmings. Rice factor practically nonexistant. No factory spoiler. No bigass rims. No ugly stickers/emblems.

Not in stock. Won't be for awhile. Dealer gives car off lot instead.

1998 Civic EX. Aftermarket wing with span about equal to early Wright Brothers' first attempt. VTEC stickers liberally applied. :Q

So for the next week, I'm a ricer.

NOES!

(I refuse to post pics on the ground that they will be used against me later in any ATOT car threads. )

- M4H

BTW - this is not to be misconstrued as "whining about new car, stfu you spoiled brat" - I'm simply mocking myself because I'm a ricer for the next week and will likely be the brunt of many jokes from my friends.

You poor guy. I feel for ya.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: notfred
Put on more stickers and see if they notice when you return it.

Heh, notfred made a funny. He must be in a jovial mood this morning.

 

Your post makes no sense at all.

 

[ProfessorFate]

A good hat and some dark glasses should do the trick.

 

[Phuz]

Just keep these with you at all times. You'll be fine.

 

[illusion88]

GET SOME NAWWWWZZZZZZZZ

 

[Lithium381]

no shame.......better than driving your moms station wagon.......hrm, well maybe

 

[Angrymarshmello]

lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

 

[clamum]

Ash cigs and cash out bowls on the floor of it

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

i'm trying to be good, so i'll refrain from making any jokes on your choice of words.

 

[dawks]

So you went to buy a brand new car, but they didnt have the certain model.. so you take a used 98 instead.. Just as a temporary car till the new one is in right...?

And 98 EX's in Canada dont have VTEC.. but who needs VTEC, when you can just put the stickers on and add 17HP just like that.

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

i'm trying to be good, so i'll refrain from making any jokes on your choice of words.

pretty kinky, ain't ya ?

 

[TallBill]

lol, i was gonna call you a retard for not posting coherrently.. but i guess your just in the idiot ricer mentality, so ill make fun of you in a week

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

I don't want to return it with a couple weeks of chronological time and a year's worth of transmission wear from launching and powershifting. They may be dumb, but I think they'll notice.

- M4H

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Rent

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

i'm trying to be good, so i'll refrain from making any jokes on your choice of words.

pretty kinky, ain't ya ?

don't hold it against me

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Rent

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

i'm trying to be good, so i'll refrain from making any jokes on your choice of words.

pretty kinky, ain't ya ?

Nothin wrong with handcuffs & silk scarves.

- M4H

 

[pyonir]

I DEMAND PICS!

 

[TallBill]

Nothin wrong with handcuffs & silk scarves

But you should stop wearing women's undergarments.. there is something wrong with that.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Rent

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

i'm trying to be good, so i'll refrain from making any jokes on your choice of words.

pretty kinky, ain't ya ?

don't hold it against me

Then what should we hold against you?

- M4H

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Rent

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

i'm trying to be good, so i'll refrain from making any jokes on your choice of words.

pretty kinky, ain't ya ?

don't hold it against me

The fun of OT is to make fun of the choice of words. I didn't even notice

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Rent

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello lol, if it's a loaner beat the hell out of it.

i'm trying to be good, so i'll refrain from making any jokes on your choice of words.

pretty kinky, ain't ya ?

don't hold it against me

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: TallBill
lol, i was gonna call you a retard for not posting coherrently.. but i guess your just in the idiot ricer mentality, so ill make fun of you in a week

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

OMG, did I actually say that? This Civic is doing more damage than I thought

I reiterate - no pics will be posted. You'll forevAr mock me and write "M4H drives a ricebox" all over them.

The new LX though, I may post pics. Seckhsay!

- M4H