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Update - Moving - What should I do about ******* neighbors?

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Haui

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I recently bought a house and am moving out of my apartments (BROKE THE LEASE) because I cannot stand my neighbors. My apartment complex is nice, well build and generally a great place to live. I face the golf course and had a fantastic view. However, my neighbors above and next to me (Indians, Muslims, whatever) are the rudest bunch of pricks I have ever met.

To make a long story short, both neighbors are alike - rude, loud at night, rude, MORE LOUDNESS after confronting them, etc.....not the best people to live next to or below.

As a going away gift, what should I do? I was thinking about flinging some of my dogs shit on the porch at the above apartment and putting ALOT under the mat of the one's next to me.

I want suggestions people!

I am not racist. I have a few indian friends, but these people are not the same.

*Update* I will not just pack up and leave without doing something here. I know I should, but I just cant.....it's un-american!



*Update*

Milk was the weapon of choice....... for both neighbors.

I took ones advice and put milk in their door panels at night...the next day (the way we moved out) was in the mid 90's and it stunk so damn bad. Frankly I dont even know if it bothered them.

But here is the kicker, Sunday (yesterday), we went back to clean up the apartment a bit.....and guess what we found? One of the families was moving too.......WHAT ASSHATS! It was the first family I had a problem with and the main reason we decided to move in the first place.

I was so fucking pissed.....

 
Why does the race and/or religion of the offenders matter? A bad neighbour is a bad neighbour.

In any event, you should simply walk away. Flinging poo is what monkeys do.
 
Get two big garbage cans and filled with water.

Lean one against each one of their doors.

BTW- It only works when the door opens inward.
 
Maybe so, but these people will just do it to the next folks....they have to be dealt with...and not by management.
 
If you must stoop...

Move out a day early. Take everything but your stereo. Leave it on for full blast for the entire night. Pick it up the next day.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
If you must stoop...

Move out a day early. Take everything but your stereo. Leave it on for full blast for the entire night. Pick it up the next day.
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Yeah. Annoy the ones upstairs and everyone else around you.
 
Do nothing. What will you really accomplish by doing that? If you can't leave good memories behind, why leave bad memories?
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
If you must stoop...

Move out a day early. Take everything but your stereo. Leave it on for full blast for the entire night. Pick it up the next day.
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DAMN GOOD IDEA!
 
Originally posted by: raildogg
Do nothing. What will you really accomplish by doing that? If you can't leave good memories behind, why leave bad memories?
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I have to leave something!
 
Originally posted by: Haui
Originally posted by: Mwilding
If you must stoop...

Move out a day early. Take everything but your stereo. Leave it on for full blast for the entire night. Pick it up the next day.
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DAMN GOOD IDEA!
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even better: play Indian/Muslim music on stereo, so everyone thinks it's them.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
If you must stoop...

Move out a day early. Take everything but your stereo. Leave it on for full blast for the entire night. Pick it up the next day.
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Playing mc chris's "Eating's Not Cheating" on repeat.
 
I am in pretty much the same situation. Just bought a house, moving out in 2 1/2 weeks. Annoying ass neighbor, screaming stomping kid, plays her stereo with loud bass (makes it pretty impossible to read or even enjoy TV). One of those used up single moms, probably 'forgot' her birth control as a last ditch effort to trick some guy into marrying her.

Last night when I asked her if she could turn my bass down she told me I should buy a house if I don't want to deal with living in an apartment! I have had four neighbors on either side of me since we moved in...ranging from middle aged people with kids to kids my age and I never heard anything out of their apartments. I just walked away...didn't see any reason to tell her I already did or communicate with her further, I'll probably just complain to management every time she's annoying from now on. There was a nice elderly couple the next door over that moved out shortly after she moved in...pretty sure she drove them out, since they had it even worse and shared the stairway wall with her. (I could still hear the kid stomping up and down the stairs, usually while screaming, at 11pm from my side)

I've debated dumping my cat's litter box into the covered sandbox that sits among the pile of trailer-style junk she's piled up outside but I'll probably just take the higher ground since I'm moving to greener pastures.
 
Originally posted by: Fourier Transform
Why does the race and/or religion of the offenders matter? A bad neighbour is a bad neighbour.

In any event, you should simply walk away. Flinging poo is what monkeys do.
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I see you must be a creationism believer then.

FLING POO AT THEM!
 
Originally posted by: Zolty
Originally posted by: Mwilding
If you must stoop...

Move out a day early. Take everything but your stereo. Leave it on for full blast for the entire night. Pick it up the next day.
Click to expand...

Playing mc chris's "Eating's Not Cheating" on repeat.
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From personal experience, Milli Vanilli is the ideal music.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
If you must stoop...

Move out a day early. Take everything but your stereo. Leave it on for full blast for the entire night. Pick it up the next day.
Click to expand...

heh when i was younger i did that.


I moved out a day early. left the stereo on (country channel at that!) and blasted it.

you know what it got me? a blown out reciever and speaker LOL ohwell gave me a excuse to get a new setup.
 
Originally posted by: ahurtt
Originally posted by: Fourier Transform
Why does the race and/or religion of the offenders matter? A bad neighbour is a bad neighbour.

In any event, you should simply walk away. Flinging poo is what monkeys do.
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I see you must be a creationism believer then.

FLING POO AT THEM!
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Hahahaha.

CREATIONISM FTMFW!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Call Homeland security and tell them you're fairly sure it's a sleeper cell



I KID!!!
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I have thought about this....and why you ask?

Both neighbors are "that type" in a sense. They also do not work, up at all hours of the night......things like that. Im getting up before they cut my head off or something.
 
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