UPDATE: Behold the Canadian Army's ultimate weapon!

[MercenaryForHire]

Now with firing range results!

Subject one - Canine.
Results were unimpressive. Weapon deployed as expected, but projectile proved ineffective.

Subject two - Rodent.
Proper results with massive damage to target.

Auto-targeting test - Subject three - Feline.
Weapon was deployed from higher vantage point and produced excellent results.

Projectile will no longer load itself properly.
Testing postponed until projectile is once again amused by procedures.

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ph34r!

- M4H

 

[jadinolf]

They are preparing for the attack.

Be aware.

 

[jsbush]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
ph34r!

- M4H

You suck.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Was never a secret the Canadian Army is full of pussies.

 

[Wag]

I don't wanna know how that kitty got down your pants.

Man, you need a girlfriend.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Was never a secret the Canadian Army was full of pussies.

Was full of? 😕

 

[Insane3D]

OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Wag
I don't wanna know how that kitty got down your pants.

Man, you need a girlfriend.

That's an arm sleeve.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Was never a secret the Canadian Army is full of pussies.

ROTFLMAO!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Wag
I don't wanna know how that kitty got down your pants.

Man, you need a girlfriend.

One, that's my sweater.
Two, it's my fiancée's kitten.
Three, he climbed into the sleeve voluntarily, to preempt any "OMGWTFCRUELTY" comments.

- M4H

 

[aplefka]

<tehwom4n>awwwwwwwwwwwww</tehwom4n>

 

[Insane3D]

OMGWTFCRUELTY!!!


😛

Oh, and your fiancee has a nice pussy. 😱

😀

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
OMGWTFCRUELTY!!!


😛

The Wrist-Mounted Kitten Cannon (TM) has been tested and approved by the CSPCA.

- M4H

 

[Goosemaster]

Once it finishes charging up, it will release hell....

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Insane3D
OMGWTFCRUELTY!!!


😛

The Wrist-Mounted Kitten Cannon (TM) has been tested and approved by the CSPCA.

- M4H

Oh, well that's ok then!

Can my exisitng american kitties be converted? Is there much retrofitting needed?

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Once it finishes charging up, it will release hell....

lol, the true ultimate weapon 😛

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Insane3D

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Insane3D
OMGWTFCRUELTY!!!


😛

The Wrist-Mounted Kitten Cannon (TM) has been tested and approved by the CSPCA.

- M4H

Oh, well that's ok then!

Can my exisitng american kitties be converted? Is there much retrofitting needed?

No, in fact they can be easily relocated via tote bag.

- M4H

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

No, in fact they can be easily relocated via tote bag.

- M4H

Hmmmm...how about a laptop case?

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Wag
I don't wanna know how that kitty got down your pants.

Man, you need a girlfriend.

One, that's my sweater.
Two, it's my fiancée's kitten.
Three, he climbed into the sleeve voluntarily, to preempt any "OMGWTFCRUELTY" comments.

- M4H

:beer:

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Wag
I don't wanna know how that kitty got down your pants.

Man, you need a girlfriend.

That's an arm sleeve.

:laugh: pwned

 

[Frew]

somone post a picture of a tugboat already.....

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Insane3D

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

No, in fact they can be easily relocated via tote bag.

- M4H

Hmmmm...how about a laptop case?

That will do. 😀

- M4H

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Insane3D

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

No, in fact they can be easily relocated via tote bag.

- M4H

Hmmmm...how about a laptop case?

Careful they might consider that a WMD.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Was never a secret the Canadian Army is full of pussies.

:laugh:

 

[GoingUp]

I thought you were gonna show their one tank.