Damn, that is bad. Just reenforces my decision not to buy ASUS products anymore. I think they're becoming SONY of computer electronics. They have gotten enormously big and arrogant. Never had to RMA anything ASUS directly, but the two ASUS motherboards that I had long time ago both had some sort of electrical "gremlins". Was not bad enough to RMA but put me off from buying anything ASUS after having two crappy motherboards out of two.
I've had to RMA a bunch of other stuff ranging from hard drives to ram to videocards to other manufacturers and most of my experience was good. Crucial DDR2 rma was the most painless, all online, no trying to convince them the ram was bad, they just sent me rma label and I got working ram back in the mail a week or two later. EVGA 260c216 was also painless, that card literally burned down, something on the back of the videocard fried to a nice black crisp. RMA'ed it with no problem, got working card back in the process. My latest RMA was XFX 290 that would either fail to get recognized by AMD drivers, fail with bluescreen every time I tried to install drivers, or artefact like crazy and bluescreen shortly thereafter. It did take me 5 days to convince XFX to approve RMA, they tried every excuse to deny RMA, but in the end they did approve it and I got a working card back.
So, I guess buy xfx or evga? Even if their coolers aren't so good? Anyway, just sharing my experience. Thanks for keeping us updated. Stories like these need to be told to serve as a cautionary tale against buying products from crappy vendors. It's been 3 months and you still don't have a working card. That's bad, really bad.